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Tuesday Dec 23, 2003

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ahhh christmas, this year I bought all my presents early so i would have time to go out and buy a present for each one of my presents. im giving a box of cigars to the dvd player that Im giving to my left kidney this year(i used to buy the kidneys a joint gift but i realized how much they hated that last year when after christmas i felt kinda like my kidneys might not be doing whatever they normally do with as much ferver as is usual). I think it seems like the type of dvd player that would love a nice relaxing smoke after playing a movie for my left kidney.

the list goes on and on... today i started thinking what the cigars might want for christmas, and all the other gift gifts, but then i quickly saw a nasty cycle of presents unfolding and decided to tie things up nicely and just give my left kidney to the cigars for christmas, and so on with all my gifts this year.

and by the way If you do not wish for members of SG to request your friendship, check the box below to set auto-decline. Any friend request will be declined automatically.

jesus, humanity has now invented the auto-decline friendship button. as if we all arent socially paranoid and alienated enough.



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trilobyte:
fucking brilliant. Not the auto-decline, the other thing.

And how fucking sad that the auto-decline was installed, but no auto-accept? Certainly not a function of technology, it's exactly the same. It's a matter of it being perfectly understandable that someone would want no friends, but completely impossible to fathom why a person would want as many friends as they could get.

love and murder,
Dec 24, 2003
wickedpixi:
how kind you are to your cigars....
come visit me soon!

~radhika
Jan 1, 2004

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