lelio

im standing in the middle of woodman right now, yelling at cars as they drive past.
i doubt any of them can hear me, but they all see me.

"do you know where your going?!"

A lot of times a car will honk, what is it trying to tell me?

"your pistons are phallic!"

ive started walking a couple times, to change the scenery, my world. I walk to change the world.

"i love you!"

beep!

He wanted the mp3 player, it was a prize, a bait.

"I bet youve forgotten there's FIRE under your hood!"

he said everytime they saw him in it he got 5 points, and the the mp3 player was only 80 points, he already had 55....

"stop the car! i want to lick it!"

Ive been in the street for 3 hours now, my feet ache.

"the world outside is really here! i swear! im in it!"

the kid was maybe 12, he was pretty sure the 'spotter's' hung around office building's, and thats why he always had more points than his friends. he knew all the right places to hang out.

"your lug nuts provide a false sense of security, they secure the wheel to the brake rotor, the rotor is held on by a cotter pin."

I saw a kid 3 and half hours ago with a t-shirt that said
"Need FULL STRENGTH alergy relief without a prescription? use Clariton! non drowsy allergy products
use as directed"

"Dont look me in the eyes! i might eat your soul!"

He had a baseball cap too,
"go to samsung.com for a chance to win a trip to the arnold palmer academy!, the 'Tee It Up" Sweepstakes!"

I thinks its time to lay down for the next car.