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I dreamed that target, the chain of convenient all purpose markets, was a front for the french government which was in fact working for satan and attempting to assasinate the pope. of course this was only revealed to me after a rigerous investigation of the assasination attempt. When i finally stumbled into their smokey, sulffer smelling headquarters and all was revealed, i just kinda hung there and bullshitted with em for a while, the minions of satan actually turned out to be much cooler people to hang out with than the pope's entourage which had hired me.



Did you ever see that simpson's where lisa created her own life in a petri dish and at one point they attacked bart, thinking he was the devil. I always liked the idea that they thought they could actually kill the devil, what if mankind became powerfull enough to do that? and once we were there, we could keep going and kill god himself, then we could carry his body to jerusalem and lay it down and say to the world "here, everone's god is dead, now are you gonna keep killing each over his pathetic ass? or are we gonna finally move the fuck on?"

wow, betcha didnt expect such hostility to come from something that started 'hey didja ever see that simpson's episode'