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Monday Apr 21, 2008

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Here's a joke for u all:

3 gay men are at an indian restraunt.
the first one farts (input own sound effect here) and goes yummy yummy
the 2nd one leans back and lets one rip ( again input own sound effect) and goes yummy yummy in my tummy

*sound effect for the first 2 gay men should sound like these*


Then the 3rd gay man gives it a go. " sqqquuuuuueeeeeeekkkkk"

* kinda like this fart... but squuekier*


the other 2 gay man laffs at him and says " haha VIRGIN!"


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haha ok its not a joke u can tell everyone online as it involves me making sound effects whilst telling the joke.. so re-tell the joke to urself making the rite fart noises... its funny... coz it involves farting! lol.

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OK well ne ways i'll update properly later, but me nd joe have made about 50 new flower hair clips, we've got many more flower designs now. I will post pictures up later!


ciao for now!
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
lolo:
<3
Apr 21, 2008
machiko:
kool, miyo matbe in bton that day so i may meet her in town, if not ill be at hers at that time too!
im so excited beyond belief! 3 days!
x
Apr 22, 2008

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