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i'm walking to the lie-brary.
any suggestions anyone?


i'm supposed to be writing my speech for class tonight.

i think ill change the subject of it from Caracas Venezuela to biodiesel. http://www.greasel.com/ or http://www.greasecar.com will explain what this is..........

i am entirely way too sober.
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhonan/373223.html?#cutid1

*sigh*

the futurespeak refered to in 1984 is in fact a reality, it's modern day laywer speak.

i suppose i will have to put a disclaimer on everything i write now.

i am aslo considering a t-shirt.

hey........

i could SELL that!

not as great as some of my other inventions but i bet people would buy them as a fad for a bit.......
apostrophenow:
"Never trust anyone over thirty"
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http://jacksonspecific.com/index.php?itemid=48

wish i would get over it but who fill this gap?

where's the new burroughs?

does anyone think any more?
bbbbbeckah:
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bbbbbeckah:
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sometimes i'm thinkin'

man

let's have the crazyiest kids we can and let them lose on society.


sometimes i wanna jam my toothbrush in the eye of reason, and make fucking babies.

hoards of them.

with lewd acts.

dammit.
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i got my girl a white gold neclace with the world's smallest diamond in it. she got me a toaster. and told me that her preggo friend's engagement ring upstaged my gift.

my scar is starting to heal again.

you should goto: http://www.losifer.net/ass/ and listen to the free mp3's i found it off

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someone called me from the Koala House http://www.thekoalahouse.com/ and i'm gonna go nuts till i know who it was... looking for info i found out that http://www.humanmarvels.com/ are playing at http://amarillonights.com/clubs/illuminati/1.html but i am far away.

gwar plays here after valentine's. me and my girl had the most romantic date on our first val. getting drenched in pus, blood, and semen making out all drenched(in...
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lately when i get a 1 800 hundred call from a telly-marketere, i say "please hold" and toss the phone on the floor and leave them in purgatory so they can't call anyone else.

so i'm a non-for-profit organization, right?

send me your money.
apostrophenow:
Welcome and Thanks for joining the Satanist group.

"the life of a Repo Man is always intense"

...the life of a Satanist usually just involves a lot of sulking and trash talking.

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someone i don't know flipped me off last night. i never said anything to them or did anything.....sure, sure it happens, but not but 3 days ago i got honked at and flipped off.....i think that time it was for wearing a bad religion hoodie.....because that's all i can think of.....they didn't like the cross buster....

but last night i was at work, inside, minding...
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