legallythug

So, I thought I had an alcohol problem. So, I did the natural thing and took an online test about it. Only moderate dependance. WOOO.

I blacked out on friday. Don't remember anything after 8:30 with too much clarity. I fell down a lot. I spilled drinks ALL over myself. I broke a lot of glasses. I punched Melanie. I sat in a flower pot outside a bar. I called people who hadn't wished me a happy bithday and disowned them. I apparently drunk-dialed everyone in my class. I was boughten a cheeseburger, and threw it at the the person who bought it for me while screaming "I HATE CHEESEBURGERS."

Mad World was playing on the drive home and I zoned out and as the song ended, I looked up in time to see a barricade...ROAD CLOSED. Melanie was drunk and driving Penny's car and had no idea she saw doing it. SHe had fallen asleep at the wheel. We were in the middle of the nowhere. Common sense kicked in and I suddenly knew how to get to the highway. I have never been so scared in my life, and Melanie is super-freaked out that she had driven.

Thursday it all ends.

No more finals until December.

I am going blonde.