I usually pride myself on being kind of tough, but I'm a bit freaked out right now. Last night around 10pm, I heard what at first I thought was a cap gun, however, once the cops and medics arrived, I realized that somebody, an older man, had been shot about 75 feet from my front door. I do live in Hollywood but I don't live...
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gingerlie:
awww, thanks. im glad someone else appreciates what i do when i get bored.
I LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY IN WARMUP PANTS! I NEED TO REMIND MYSELF NOT TO BE THAT GUY! SO I TURNED AROUND & CAME HOME, THREW ON SOME CORDS, AND MOTORED ON WITH THE DAY. I'M STILL WEARING THOSE CORDS, JUST TO GET "THE WARMUP INCIDENT" OUT OF MY MIND. I'M GOING TO WEAR THE SAME CORDS TOMORROW. THAT WILL TEACH ME! AHH, THE PRICE...
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jizzikah:
warm up pants, eh? were they sweat pants or wind pants. i don't know which is worse, but it doesn't really matter since both aren't very sexy. then again, you could of looked sexy in them.
I just had a dream where I switched means of transportation 7 times. I started out in a old 70's van ( the kind a molester would own), then I was on a motorcycle ( a really cheesy one like a Ninja), then I was in an Luxurious SUV (the kind a rapper in a music video would have), then I was on a bicycle...
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jizzikah:
ever have night terrors? *shudders* not fun.
jizzikah:
ok, me again. had a crazy dream last night. i was eating at this restaurant, but got full. the waiter told me to take the whole plate home with me, so i did. i was walking down the street to my hotel. i got in the elevator, but it was an outdoor elevator and open air. the cord snapped and i tried to grab on to the guard rail, but my hand slipped (i'm still holding on to the plate). i fall like six or seven stories. i'm thinking, ok, i'm gonna wake up now before i hit the pavement. well i didn't. i hit the pavement and i watched my body along with the plate break into millions of water droplets. then i woke up. thought i'd share that with you.
"salvation a la mode and a cup of tea"
hobbit rock sucks!
hobbit rock sucks!
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leftyscharm:
that position is impossible. a double pike is a diving position with two flips. i assume you know what cowgirl is. I made it gender friendly with cowperson.... so basically it's really just a goof on words, but it would be possible in a gravity-free atmosphere......i'm guessing on this but I think sex without gravity wouldn't be that great. without gravity there is no leverage....
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jizzikah:
but wouldn't it be great just to float around and have at it? wouldn't have to worry about falling of the bed, hitting your head against a wall. sex in space would be awesome i think. i wonder if any astronauts have fucked in space. ooh. now i have a new fantasy. thanks honey!
post some pictures up. show me that sweet ass....hahahahah. i'm a dork. must...study...
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post some pictures up. show me that sweet ass....hahahahah. i'm a dork. must...study...
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My hands and feet are mangos.
I like them.
Booberry just got here, gotta run.
I like them.
Booberry just got here, gotta run.
jizzikah:
mmmmm...mangos. do you know what ling hi mui is? i probably didn't spell that right. anyways, it's those chinese candies? well its like a petrified plum that is sweet and salty. i like getting the powder form of that and sprinkling it on mangoes. OR taking bugoon (a filipino paste made out of teenie tinie shrimps) and slathering in on there. man....you just got me craving some mango. damn you!
I have lemony salmon in my teeth and I can't get up from my chair. Nice day despite the fact that the dog threw up on the rug. I want to do something but I'm paralyzed in confusion. Is it the ADD, because it's getting really bad, or is it the lack of motivation.... The list is getting huge but it's easier to just whack,...
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_michael:
your cute
jizzikah:
doesn't getting laid just make your day? if i don't get some lovin' i get grouchy. this was my desperate attempt to make a new friend.
I'm trying not to get drunk everynight, just for health reasons. So I ate really healthy today. However, around 9PM my body was craving sugar, because it's use to a few drinks in my system by then, so I made uber gourmet french toast. It was really good, and it satiated my urge for sugar. However, I did put some jamacian rum into the egg...
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dave_h:
Yeah, I'm trying to cut down on the drinking too.
well...no I'm not but I should be.
well...no I'm not but I should be.