lefty

i meant to type this yesterday, but you cant always get what i want....

im freshly tattooed.... and the black scabbs have arisen from my skin... now im having fun pretending that it hurts more than it really does to people that have never had one....

me: "damn, my arm burns..."
person: "why? what happened?"
Me (acting like i didnt plan for them to ask me): oh i didnt tell you about it? well let me show you! (and then i proceed to roll up my sleeve)
person: (all enamored at the large size) DAMN!! did that hurt?
me: (acting all macho) ahh it wasnt that bad... (and here's where i really look tough) but when you've been in the chair for like 4 hours, everything on the arm starts to hurt.... needle or not!"
person: (now all impressed at my threshold for pain) damn, thats cool, i wish i wasnt so afraid of needles....

heh... sometimes i just whip a tattoo out for no good reason... just cause i like to show them off... being as big as i am, its hard to find shirts with really short sleeves, so they dont just pop out for people to inquire about... maybe ill post a pic of it, in its pending stage...

oh yeah, does anyone know how to make animated .gif files? i want to make some, but i dont know how to or what program to use... holla back young 'un ::whoo hoo::