lefty

oh how my eyes burn.....

heres the story of ozzfest....

mitch's friend chris wanted him to go to ozzfest with him...
mitch was upset at the 80 dollar ticket price
mitch decides to go anyway even though there were only 4 bands he wanted to see
they leave early at 8:30 so they can get there around 9:30....
they get gas
mitch's car wont start
mitch gets a jump from tow truck
mitch goes to walmart to get a new battery
they wait an hour and a half
the car starts
they go to kroger to get a check cashed
the check engine light comes on
mitch dosent want to drive an hour with that light on
mitch's mom comes out and switches cars with them
they finally leave 4 hours behind schedule
they get to ozzfest
it rains VERY HEAVILY
their skin gets soaked right down to the skin
(theres more here than meets the eye)
they see lots of titties!
system of a down plays a depressing show, where noone can see them, and they play lots of songs that mitch dosent know
ozzy makes up for all the crappy bands that they had to see
zakk wylde is a mad man!

the end.....

titties!!!

now im gonna test the coke and fingernails theory!