ToMswhatsitcalled,...
Some of my favourite one liners....
Medicine has come along way in the last century...what was an itch is now an allergy
Wanna come back to my place?..is there enough room under a rock for two?
Sometimes in life, love will unexpectantly tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way...its not your turn.
the difference between being lewd and obscene is good looks.
fool me once,.shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me.
Women and cats will always take their time...men and dogs should just learn to deal with it.
your about as useful as an arsehole on my elbow.
the police never find it as funny as you do.
opinions are like arseholes...we all have one...dont share it unless it is a really good one.
Some of my favourite one liners....
Medicine has come along way in the last century...what was an itch is now an allergy
Wanna come back to my place?..is there enough room under a rock for two?
Sometimes in life, love will unexpectantly tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way...its not your turn.
the difference between being lewd and obscene is good looks.
fool me once,.shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me.
Women and cats will always take their time...men and dogs should just learn to deal with it.
your about as useful as an arsehole on my elbow.
the police never find it as funny as you do.
opinions are like arseholes...we all have one...dont share it unless it is a really good one.
thinking about the positive side of my situation right now...
wanted to thank you for the things you wrote and what it means to me, but not quite clear enough to write down my thoughts...
thanks for listening and sharing your emotions, your comment means a lot to me
lots of love
Sjanett