lefthandright

The secret language of me:

going out means that iam coming out to see you..the term 'date' implies i suspect there maybe sex at the end of it.

would you like to hang out and have 'tea' means that i am interested in trying to seduce you in private.

maybe means maybe...perhaps means I could be convinced...if the persuasion is good.

your very attractive means i think your attractive,but necessarily my cup of tea...stunning means i would invite you in for tea.(see above)

When i stop refering to you by name..and use a pet or nick name instead means you are in my circle of trust.

If i refer to you as the 'Clint Eastwood of something' that means i am very impressed by you. e.g "you are the clint eastwood of women" "You're the clint eastwood of trouble." etc etc.

'Come get boozed' means I am on good form and you shouldn't really turn the offer down.

so lets examine this as a text message:

"Hey Michellica (cross between michelle and metallica-pet name=i trust you.) What you up tonight daddy-o?I am perhaps(could be persuaded to go out of my way to find you.) thinking about a night on the town and gett'n a little boozed ( I am planning on looking fantastic and being the height of entertainment.) I would like to catch up with the clint eastwood of class and charm (your class and charm I am impressed by)..maybe even you could consider it a date for the evening (I am thinking sex may happen at the end of it.) If your already busy perhaps (i could be persuaded) tea sometime (if my plan to get you out fails...i will opted for private seduction next time.) cha ching daddy-o.

I hope you are writing this down girls...i am giving you pearls...most boys think very similiar to me.