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lefthandright

seattle, but kicking in wellington massive currently

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Tuesday Sep 19, 2006

Sep 19, 2006
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To Ms. Whatsitcalled,
The day is sunny...i thought 'What a wonderful start'...i got up...put the jug on...and went to the bathroom. This is where the day started to crumble slightly...someone i live with has a left a rather large, unflushable surprise. Now this is not the first time i have seen shit in my life...but it was the first one i have seen of this magnitute. I swear it must have felt like they were trying to crap out a peanut butter jar...sideways.....to whoever it was...i hope your arse is still intact.
I see a interview is up with Mark Z Danwinski which i will read shortly....he wrote a book called house of leaves...if ya are into the supernatural and a solid read i recommend you get it. Once you get it and read it i know i will be hearing back from you...it is one of 'those' books...one that must be discussed with others.
found a new item to complement the cowboy motif i am thinking about....it is black and leather and has steel bullets studded around it...very john wayne on to much coffee.
summer is also close at hand where i live....and i literally live 10 metres away from beach. I have decided that it is in my best interests to become alittle more M-E-G-A...i am alittle thin...could do with some beefcake.... i have inclosed photo of afore mentioned waist line...watch this space...this is the before photo....anyone wanna place bets on what the after will look like?...i have a fiver on each way.......hhhmmm...upon examining the pic i have to say that for a one off random pic with web cam, i don't think i have ever looked that good before...it is nasty how cameras can deceive ...the fact is that the other day i stood on one of those machiney things that measure your height and tell you what weight you should be for your size....it told me i was about 8-10 kilos(20 pounds) under weight....oh dear.....

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