lefthandright

............Shit is a weapon, I have seen monkeys use it,...aim for the eyes.

.....you say the most when you say nothing at all.....that is what i love about you.....your pure nothingness..so unadultered...you have it all by say nothing ..because your nothingness urges me to speak for the both of us...to find the words that say it all....from your nothingness comes my everything..you are nameless,...and i am your endless...

I said this to a friend over msn....he was afk...
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this is what i do.
amuse bouche'
Petit salade of russian blue peas,lentil and chickpea shoots with honey cured bacon and horseradish

second course
Craparrico of chilled venison with duck liver pate', julenne black eye mushroom with crushed cocoa nib, truffle oil and red shiso leafs

third course
Shredded pork belly with saute whitebait, cornichon and crisp capers and mache' with nut brown butter

fourth...
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................decided that some recreational brain cell fucking was in order last night...i went to a bar,..i had made no plans of meeting anyone, apart from a vague one to maybe me tthee most unreliable person i know. I knew chances were that i would bump into someone i know, or spot a face that i had seen before in the street before and wanted to...
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As i have always said when a relationship begins to turn not fun anymore and it is time to give it a break..Vici Vinci Veni...I saw, I conquered, I came.

ToMswhatsitcalled,...my love life is in tatters,...i have a girl who likes me,...and i like her...one week she loves me...the next week she freaks out and says i need space...i can't do this at this time...the next week she deeply misses me...the next week she loves me...rinse,repeat. God i hate people who are flipant in relationships...i only see her one or tewo days a week at...
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To the friendly and helpful staff at s.g,
Well done on not really fully beta testing the changes to your site...now when i am offline it tells people I am online ...so eseentially that makes me look like a full perve here...and when I am online it says Iam offline so i can't edit or change anything...your server is now kinda sluggish...which is good if...
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To Mswhatsitcalled,
There is a girl,...her name is M...she likes me, and has told me so. I believe her. Because whenever a women shows interest in me, invariably that is when numerous other women suddenly start showing an interest me aswell...so far this is the case...so therefore M must actually like me...i think my logic is sound.

To Mswhatsitcalled,
Well children I have purchased a new book today...it is called the personalty of days. Apparently each day of the year has a personalty associated with it...much like a horoscope or star sign...I am born October 22...on the 'Day of allure.' ....
"The related themes of temptation,attraction,magnetism and seduction run through almost every aspect of people born on this day. Thought they are...
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To Mswhatsitcalled,
I like girls...I have too...they own all the vagina.If it were not for this one redeeming feature at the moment, I would stack you all ten high at the rubbish dump and throw stones at you.

To Mswhatsitcalld,..

girls cost time and money...therefore

girls = (time+money)

time is money therefore

girls = (money+money)

Money is the root of all evil therefore

girls = /root of evil squared.

therefore it is fair to say that, mathmatically speaking, girls are the root of all evil.

It makes so much sense that all that is evil comes so beautifully dressed and sexy.