lefthandright

Tonight it happened. I received a booking for 2 people who want me to create a 15 course vegan menu...and just to make it a little more fun, they have also advised me that they don't eat gluten...they are coming in tomorrow night. I have just put in a new menu today, and before I even get a chance to fully lock it in..I have...
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Suicide girls has taught me one thing. If A women is going to take nude photo's of herself, but does not feel comfortable revealing her snatch, that 9 times out of 10 she will use a flower to cover it.

A flower is an interesting symbol...it sprouts, it buds, it blooms, it goes to seed, it withers.

I would use a cup...it can be used...
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There is a new writer for s.g..she self proclaims..

"I have tattoos because I am so beautiful the only
thing I can do is make myself more beautiful. "

"I am so stunningly beautiful."

perhaps this is true...but in my simple opinion 'beauty is often bestowed upon those who deserve it the least.'

when one becomes aware of their own beauty, and appreciates it, in...
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I read an interview a person did with some 8 year old kids. They asked the question, "What is love?" One young girl answered this simply with....

"My Grandma has arthritis in her ankles, when they get sore my grand dad massages them to make them feel better, even though he has arthritis in his wrists."

Sometimes no greater truth is spoken than that from...
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I saw my yearly horoscope today. It promised to map out how my year will go in celestial terms. I choose not to read it.

I saw my yearly horoscope today...basically it maps in celestial terms just how my year will go. I choose not to read it.

it is terrible watching something die. I read an article about sg on the net. The attendance is at an all time low..they have multiple lawsuits happening, all of which they are losing, more people are leaving each day, they are releasing writers from the newswire and photographers are refusing to work with any model associated with this site...indeed it is sad to watch something...
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the last time i saw a trully good set on this site was in about 1963 I think,...i am not planning on renewing my subscription this time round...

I got a new video game, walked in the warm puddles of a sun shower and swam with a pod of about 50 dolphins and the puhutukawa needles are beginning to show on the trees. I am in an incredibly good mood...that means time for another round of celebrity death match.

round one

sean connery vs clint eastwood

round two
Jared letto vs Toby Mcquire...
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sometimes love walks right up behind you and taps you on the shoulder and whispers,.."get out of the way,..it is not your turn yet."

Never argue with a idiot,..they only bring you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.