lefthandright

it feels like forever since i was this happy...i am glad i met her.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The police never think it is as funny as you do.
Birthday: Month of Libra
Birthplace: Seattle
Current Location: Wellington
Eye Color: blue/Grey
Hair Color: dark chestnut
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefthandright
Your Heritage: royal
The Shoes You Wore Today: black cowboy boots
Your Weakness: a pretty face
Your Fears: a life lived alone...
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kicking shit becomes boring after a while.

ppl look at their poo...there is no reason for us to do so...but we do instinctively...i can't help but feel this is one of mother natures little jokes on us. It is also the one thing me and the queen mother have in common, bringing us closer together....next time you take a crap and turn round and stare at it before you flush, remember you...
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Woke this morning still fully dressed,
Small chill, the window was left open, feeling a little hungover distressed.
Put on a brew and check the weather, glance at my phone, it has been ringing.
I hate to disappoint, i was busy sleeping..the message says "party tonight, open invitation, all welcome..should be pump'n."
i have heard this before, whoever knows?..empty promises are always the first ones...
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To the fellow long white clouders,
If you would like to take a wee look around you, I think you will see that our elected government that calls themselves labour...in other words 'for the working people' is very fucking far from being this. there is a huge free market in housing which has caused the average nzer, working an average job, earning an average wage...
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Why is it people do not believe me when I say i don't fart?...is it because they fart and think, " If I fart, therefore so must everyone else?" ..the simple fact is that I don't fart..I am just too efficient for such behaviour.

The loneliness bug has hit. At 31 I have spent many years of those in relationships...all of them were wonderful, and have I been graced to be blessed with such strong and beautiful women, even though in the end they did not last. Three times I have fallen in love..three times I have had the tears of separation. In recent times I have turned my...
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Do the Math "
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a...
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I have a verruca...to even say it puts me in my shame cycle. I have been told that they are formed through pressure. This kinda means that they are the bodies form or a diamond. After much applying of treatment acids I have finally managed to excavate that diamond. It was the size of about 4-5 sesame seeds. It is kinda amazing, in a barf...
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It seems the tide has turned. I knew it always would, but in the beginning I was not sure how long it would take. Some people in life suffer from bouts of depression or mania,..anxiety and other such dispositions that can at times take away from the majesty of life. I myself sometimes suffer extreme lack of sexual interest. In my teen years it was...
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