i can't believe we're finally gonna be moving in 2 weeks!! 
i've already got my list of utilities to close here and open up at the new place... got my 24' moving truck already reserved... started packing, well more like junking unwanted stuff... i even got my printouts of decent home appliances ready to go too - all matching in WHITE! ok, so little things...
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i've already got my list of utilities to close here and open up at the new place... got my 24' moving truck already reserved... started packing, well more like junking unwanted stuff... i even got my printouts of decent home appliances ready to go too - all matching in WHITE! ok, so little things...
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polly:
dammit, i'm working. 
causus:
Hey I got those stickers you sent me in the mail!!!! How totally awesome of you!!! I saw causus on the back and was like what the heck?!? Then I realized it was from you and was like yippie skippie!!! Thanks offshore buddy!!! 
EL VEZ FOR PREZ!
I just read an article in the SF Weekly about the latest addition to the Presidential Race.
I just read an article in the SF Weekly about the latest addition to the Presidential Race.
The United States of El Vez.
One of the best Elvis Presley impersonators in the world isn't very faithful to the King of Rock 'n' Roll. He doesn't re-create specific shows, he doesn't sing in English all the time, and he grafts Rod Stewart...
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funktion:
hahah el vez! you so silly 
everyday i come home, pick up the mail, thumb through it really quickly - only to find that 99.9% of the time, i've got pre-qualification letters from banks wanting to give me credit cards, loans or stupid pizza hut coupons. it's been like this for ages. all the junk mail we've been receiving have been dutily tossed into a paper grocery bag (of the trader...
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kosomot:
I think even I am capable to write a better poem then that. Maybe not though 
jj_r0x0rz:
a bee sting ehh?
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funktion:
OMGOMGOMG!!! curse you! now im hungry too.. and fucking lumpia!! its been too long..
and i have only water and condiments in my fridge.
its been too long..
and i have only water and condiments in my fridge.
kosomot:
Sitting in my kitchen
Stuffed from having ate
What should I do now
With what's left on my plate
Maybe I should save it
But naw I got the cash
Think I'll take the easy way
And throw it in the trash
Stuffed from having ate
What should I do now
With what's left on my plate
Maybe I should save it
But naw I got the cash
Think I'll take the easy way
And throw it in the trash
with october right around the corner, i thought i'd post this up for your viewing enjoyment
TOP TEN OKTOBERFEST PICK-UP LINES
10. You look like the kind of person who appreciates lederhosen
09. Can I buy you a drink in one of those funny-looking mugs with the lid on it?
08. Omigosh, I think my heart just went oom-pa-pa
07. Honey, Id like to get...
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TOP TEN OKTOBERFEST PICK-UP LINES
10. You look like the kind of person who appreciates lederhosen
09. Can I buy you a drink in one of those funny-looking mugs with the lid on it?
08. Omigosh, I think my heart just went oom-pa-pa
07. Honey, Id like to get...
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turin:
I love saurkraut!! 
turin:
which is to say, that line would totally work on me.
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worlds:
I Love You, Pass it on.
burstandbloom:
Pirates rawk
stop lurking in my journal
i mean
"Get out of my dreams
and into my car"
yeah
thats the ticket
stop lurking in my journal
i mean
"Get out of my dreams
and into my car"
yeah
thats the ticket
what's in your laundry basket?
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funktion:
nothing now!!
mislaid:
actually all of my clean clothes...cause I just did my laundry
it is a difficult task to try and make everyone happy. someone always gets pissed no matter what you do.
ok, life moves on.
like the new profile pix?
ok, life moves on.
like the new profile pix?
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trevor:
Hehehe... I actually just got off the cam. But rest assured, you got a big grin out of me with your comment. I guess I didn't realize how serious I looked.
Wow... Somebody actually looked at my cam. I need to write this down somewhere...
-Trevor
Wow... Somebody actually looked at my cam. I need to write this down somewhere...
-Trevor
funktion:
that's why you have to make yourself happy!!
and umm no on the pic
and umm no on the pic
why do people insist on wearing spandex day-glo colored clothing? at the super market??
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dookiejones:
Like that pic of me...I'm an unshaved bastard....yes...you and I are part of the four-eyed freaks club.....glad to be in it with you though.....*BITES LINAS ELBOW*
last night i went to tower and bought 5 cds... one of 'em happened to be an imported radiohead album. for that, my significant other called me emo [wtf?!?]. i thought it would've rocked ass, or kick on! which way does it go again? 
edit: i thought i should include what else i bought: air, the killers, jem, and a world groove compilation thingie...
edit: i thought i should include what else i bought: air, the killers, jem, and a world groove compilation thingie...
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abracapocus:
My monkey's got a hairy belly. See? 
abracapocus:
your piggy has a crooked weenie 