with october right around the corner, i thought i'd post this up for your viewing enjoyment 
TOP TEN OKTOBERFEST PICK-UP LINES
10. You look like the kind of person who appreciates lederhosen
09. Can I buy you a drink in one of those funny-looking mugs with the lid on it?
08. Omigosh, I think my heart just went oom-pa-pa
07. Honey, Id like to get...
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TOP TEN OKTOBERFEST PICK-UP LINES
10. You look like the kind of person who appreciates lederhosen
09. Can I buy you a drink in one of those funny-looking mugs with the lid on it?
08. Omigosh, I think my heart just went oom-pa-pa
07. Honey, Id like to get...
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turin:
I love saurkraut!! 
turin:
which is to say, that line would totally work on me.
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worlds:
I Love You, Pass it on.
burstandbloom:
Pirates rawk
stop lurking in my journal
i mean
"Get out of my dreams
and into my car"
yeah
thats the ticket
stop lurking in my journal
i mean
"Get out of my dreams
and into my car"
yeah
thats the ticket
what's in your laundry basket?
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funktion:
nothing now!! 
mislaid:
actually all of my clean clothes...cause I just did my laundry
it is a difficult task to try and make everyone happy. someone always gets pissed no matter what you do.
ok, life moves on.
like the new profile pix?
ok, life moves on.
like the new profile pix?
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trevor:
Hehehe... I actually just got off the cam. But rest assured, you got a big grin out of me with your comment. I guess I didn't realize how serious I looked.
Wow... Somebody actually looked at my cam. I need to write this down somewhere...
-Trevor
Wow... Somebody actually looked at my cam. I need to write this down somewhere...
-Trevor
funktion:
that's why you have to make yourself happy!!
and umm no on the pic
and umm no on the pic
why do people insist on wearing spandex day-glo colored clothing? at the super market??
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dookiejones:
Like that pic of me...I'm an unshaved bastard....yes...you and I are part of the four-eyed freaks club.....glad to be in it with you though.....*BITES LINAS ELBOW*
last night i went to tower and bought 5 cds... one of 'em happened to be an imported radiohead album. for that, my significant other called me emo [wtf?!?]. i thought it would've rocked ass, or kick on! which way does it go again? 
edit: i thought i should include what else i bought: air, the killers, jem, and a world groove compilation thingie...
edit: i thought i should include what else i bought: air, the killers, jem, and a world groove compilation thingie...
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abracapocus:
My monkey's got a hairy belly. See? 
abracapocus:
your piggy has a crooked weenie 
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steveneurotic:
hey no problem. 
llouys:
dearest linarama
see?
not equals signs!
you got some font issues sweetheart
see?
not equals signs!
you got some font issues sweetheart
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Date: Fri Aug 27 11:58:13 2004
Okay, so I live near the beach....
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Date: Fri Aug 27 11:58:13 2004
Okay, so I live near the beach....
All the dust,...
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steveneurotic:
Your application has been approved. Please read all threads in F.O.W.L. and then request your 3 territories in the "Get Your Countries" thread.
brb
Real Men of Genius. Today I salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out living life, you are at home reading about it on your computer. Right-mouse-clicking and Getting Buddy Info, or even using the little Info icon at the bottom of your Buddy List. Sure there are people on your list that you haven't talked to in years, and would...
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kash:
okay sleeper.. sweetdreams.. i'm gonna blush right through tomarrow
kash:
who knew.. my best pose involves shaved pits *giggles incesantly at own joke* no really i'm going to sleep - giggling and blushing! 
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kosomot:
Yeah. I'll still be pouncing, humpin, & slapping on the outside. It still runs through my veins.
Lately it's just not the same. I've been thinking about leaving for awhile, Your threads are what kept me there longer. I was going to leave around the time you were gone, but not because you were gone. I didn't want it to seem like i was jumping on the bandwagon. of older members leaving. Like i told funk. In a couple of days i'll probably be begging polly to let me back in.
Lately it's just not the same. I've been thinking about leaving for awhile, Your threads are what kept me there longer. I was going to leave around the time you were gone, but not because you were gone. I didn't want it to seem like i was jumping on the bandwagon. of older members leaving. Like i told funk. In a couple of days i'll probably be begging polly to let me back in.
kosomot:
yeah. All's getting back to normal..
today was a pleasant change. no nagging mom (like last weekend), no clients to show around, no mandatory office visit on weekends.. nuthin. so while hubby went workie work, i stayed home and played with myself. ok, u can interpret that last sentence any old way you want to cuz i'm not elaborating!
edit: commencing anti-warefare on invading armies of ants.
edit: commencing anti-warefare on invading armies of ants.
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thedishwasher:
sounds like a nice day... whatever it was that you did
dookiejones:
You played with yourself today......holla holla.
Sounds like a good day to me.
Sounds like a good day to me.