at work today i sold penis lollipops, penis pens, penis water bottles, penis squirt guns, penis gift bags.
and i get home
to a message from my cousin
will you pick like 80,000 cucumbers from your garden for me, leeland my love?
oi.
it's been a phallic day ;]
and now, i'm going to take a relaxing bath.
just me and my vagina, thanks.
p.s. blog categories need to include "genitalia ranting".
<3
and i get home
to a message from my cousin
will you pick like 80,000 cucumbers from your garden for me, leeland my love?
oi.
it's been a phallic day ;]
and now, i'm going to take a relaxing bath.
just me and my vagina, thanks.
p.s. blog categories need to include "genitalia ranting".
<3
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fadetoblack:
i feel like every rant i could relate back to my junk...
fadetoblack:
and btw, i would totally invest in a company that made 80s. believe it.