leeland

at work today i sold penis lollipops, penis pens, penis water bottles, penis squirt guns, penis gift bags.
and i get home
to a message from my cousin
will you pick like 80,000 cucumbers from your garden for me, leeland my love?

oi.
it's been a phallic day ;]



and now, i'm going to take a relaxing bath.
just me and my vagina, thanks.

p.s. blog categories need to include "genitalia ranting".
<3