Why do all the cool cute girls I meet have boyfriends in far-away places who they never even see but wanna stay with anyway?!? AAARRRGH! Long-distance relationships suck!
freyja__:
it's one of the mysteries of life.
32oneimthebomb:
psssss... it's a ploy. give them the same story back, that way you can sleep with them and neither of you have to worry about commitment. both sides win, and the imaginary s.o.'s are none the wiser. 