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Saturday Jan 22, 2005

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I can't see anything but WHITE!!!! UGH!!! Fucking blizzard!! I can't wait for warmer weather....I just wish the warmer weather came without insects.



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Matheo just sent me ALL of the photos plus 2 discs of the digital pictures. There are so many gorgeous pix that he took that he didn't add to my set. I'm pissed. Anyway, I uploaded all of the digital pictures to my photos, so you can all check them out. The lighting in the regular prints is normal, unlike the digital pictures. Unfortunately I don't have a scanner, so I can't add the regular prints.

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Anyway....Here's a little joke for you all...Enjoy!!!

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a full picnic basket, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.


One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a fortunatdoor opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.


As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry on, ma'am."


As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection. "Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again"

tongue whatever biggrin

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serenity_star:
LMAO! is that david hasselhoff?? (sp?) eeek puke ARRR!!!
Jan 23, 2005
dansquatch:
See, that's what is beautiful about living in Fl. No snow. It snowed once in the 70s, but it was like less than an inch. It gets bit chilly aboutthis time of year, but we never get snow and our summers are great. Sadly, the warmer weather brings mosquitos.
Jan 23, 2005

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