Since everyone's wondering what's going on with me, I've decided to tell you....
1) I hate the Holidays ever since my mom died going on 6 years ago & my step-daddy died going on 4 years ago.
2) I'm sick....my Anemia is acting up again
3) Me & Eric decided to call it quits & just be friends. It was a mutual decision between the both of us. The distance is too much for us even though it's only a 2 1/2 hour distance & he's not the great person I thought he was....he's far from it. Anyway, we rarely see each other, because I don't drive & he works a lot & talking on the phone & computer pretty much all day/every day is just not enough. We need each other physically as well. We are still very good friends & I still luv him to death & we still talk on the phone & computer pretty much all day/every day. So things are alright & nothings really changed between us, except for our status.
4) I'm depressed as all hell.
Shit....There's more, but I'll stop at 4.
Anyway.....It's been snowing non-stop since Sunday night & I hate it. I'm not a fan of Winter.....never have been. I prefer the warm weather.
I just feel like complete shit lately & I dunno wtf to do with myself. Eric does his best to cheer me up, but I'm so lost right now, nothing is cheering me up.
Anyway....I'm rambling, whining, bitching, & complaining, so I'll shut the fuck up now.
I luv you all!!!
Oh & before I forget....My website's new domain name will be registered Wednsday morning, but it won't be working until Wednsday night/Thursday morning.....So, My website will be back up either Wed. night or Thurs. morning/afternoon.
EDIT 5:49pm
Ok...Something finally cheered me up & made me laugh & smile.....Here it is....
Employee Evaluations : These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.
(1) ''Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig.''
(2) ''His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) ''I would not allow this employee to breed.''
(4) ''This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'.''
(5) ''Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.''
(6) ''When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.''
(7) ''He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.''
(8) ''This young lady has delusions of adequacy.''
(9) ''He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.''
(10) ''This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.''
(11) ''This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better.''
(12) ''Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.''
(13) ''A gross ignoramus144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.''
(14) ''He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.''
(15) ''He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.''
(16) ''I would like to go hunting with him sometime.''
(17) ''He's been working with glue too much.''
(18) ''He would argue with a signpost.''
(19) ''He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him.''
(20) ''He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.''
(21) ''When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.''
(22) ''If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one.''
(23) ''A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.''
(24) ''A prime candidate for natural deselection.''
(25) ''Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.''
(26) ''Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.''
(27) ''Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.''
(28) ''If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.''
(29) ''If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.''
(30) ''If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.''
(31) ''It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.''
(32) ''One neuron short of a synapse.''
(33) ''Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled.''
(34) ''Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.''
(35) ''The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.''
1) I hate the Holidays ever since my mom died going on 6 years ago & my step-daddy died going on 4 years ago.
2) I'm sick....my Anemia is acting up again
3) Me & Eric decided to call it quits & just be friends. It was a mutual decision between the both of us. The distance is too much for us even though it's only a 2 1/2 hour distance & he's not the great person I thought he was....he's far from it. Anyway, we rarely see each other, because I don't drive & he works a lot & talking on the phone & computer pretty much all day/every day is just not enough. We need each other physically as well. We are still very good friends & I still luv him to death & we still talk on the phone & computer pretty much all day/every day. So things are alright & nothings really changed between us, except for our status.
4) I'm depressed as all hell.
Shit....There's more, but I'll stop at 4.
Anyway.....It's been snowing non-stop since Sunday night & I hate it. I'm not a fan of Winter.....never have been. I prefer the warm weather.
I just feel like complete shit lately & I dunno wtf to do with myself. Eric does his best to cheer me up, but I'm so lost right now, nothing is cheering me up.
Anyway....I'm rambling, whining, bitching, & complaining, so I'll shut the fuck up now.
I luv you all!!!
Oh & before I forget....My website's new domain name will be registered Wednsday morning, but it won't be working until Wednsday night/Thursday morning.....So, My website will be back up either Wed. night or Thurs. morning/afternoon.
EDIT 5:49pm
Ok...Something finally cheered me up & made me laugh & smile.....Here it is....
Employee Evaluations : These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.
(1) ''Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig.''
(2) ''His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) ''I would not allow this employee to breed.''
(4) ''This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'.''
(5) ''Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.''
(6) ''When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.''
(7) ''He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.''
(8) ''This young lady has delusions of adequacy.''
(9) ''He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.''
(10) ''This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.''
(11) ''This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better.''
(12) ''Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.''
(13) ''A gross ignoramus144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.''
(14) ''He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.''
(15) ''He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.''
(16) ''I would like to go hunting with him sometime.''
(17) ''He's been working with glue too much.''
(18) ''He would argue with a signpost.''
(19) ''He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him.''
(20) ''He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.''
(21) ''When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.''
(22) ''If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one.''
(23) ''A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.''
(24) ''A prime candidate for natural deselection.''
(25) ''Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.''
(26) ''Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.''
(27) ''Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.''
(28) ''If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.''
(29) ''If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.''
(30) ''If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.''
(31) ''It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.''
(32) ''One neuron short of a synapse.''
(33) ''Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled.''
(34) ''Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.''
(35) ''The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.''
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mariothemonkey:
yah, I like being weird
lastwitness:
in that case lets just have some crazy sex