lecia

GOTH LINES TO USE IN BED:

(I can't remember who sent this list to me...I did not write it, but wanted to share it.)

1 - "OUCH! Do that again!"
2 - "God, I love it when you bite me THERE!!"
3 - "OW! Shit! That was hot! (seconds later) Do it again!"
4 - "Geez, is it morning already?"
5 - "Time for the leather and whip cream sweetie."
6 - "You waited to put that thing on 'til NOW?!?!"
8 - "No marks!"
9 - "You taste like an ashtray."
10- "My headache is starting to go away."
11- "You have a psychedelic penis."
12- "I can make your penis sing...see?"
13- "The guy is watching us."
14- "Could you cut this thing off me?"
15- "Help I'm stuck!!"
16- "My legs went numb! How'd you do that??!??"
17- "Oh my, my entire body is tingling!" Sex Tip: unplug the Bed.
18- "I love seeing your painted black fingernails against my skin."
19- "May your lips be blessed, for they are truly sinful."
20- "Are the handcuffs too tight?"
21- "Do you really want me to wear this makeup to bed?"
22- "I miss my dog."
23- "Oh...harder...*deeper*..."
24- "God, your skin is *silk*, I tell you."
25- "You taste so sweet."
26- "No, stay still, shhhh...I just want to be in you."
27- "Does it hurt, my sweet? Oh *good*..."
28- "Drink."
29- "Tighter? You greedy thing, you."
30- "Is that your hair in my mouth or mine?"
31- "Oh, I've lost my earring again!"
32- "PLEASE??" *sob*
33- "What do you think about rutting in a bathtub filled with jello?"
34- "Wait. Don't move. My ampallang's caught in your labia rings."
35- "Shall we have a cigarette now or is that a cliche?"
36- "Get off your all pointy."
37- "Your better than your mother."
38- "Help me, I'm stuck.......On second thought...."
39- "This thing is too small... why didn't you get a bigger coffin?"
40- "OOUUCh... do it again" "No, that candle has got to last all night."
41- "Are you pubic hairs normally that colour or do you dye them?"
42- "I lost the key...You don't happen to have a hacksaw do you?"
43- "Mmmm, you taste nicemust have been that raspberry ice lolly."
44- "So, do you like to be tied up?"
45- "I hope you don't mind, but I've shaved all my body hair."
46- "Do we have to take our boots off to screw?"
47- "No, take my bra off BEFORE you put the handcuffs on."
48- "Stop! I think my Dad's home!"
49- "SHIT my roomates here with friends!"
50- "HI Roommate! Did you forget something?"
51- "I hope that was good for you my little Uber-kink."
52- "Oh no!!! That won't fit THERE!!!!"
53- "Use white candle wax, the black candles leave stains..."
54- "What the hell...Did you put Floodland on REPEAT?!!!!!"
55- "Shit! The chain is caught around my ankles again...."
56- "Wait...I'll be right back...I need to download one more program..."
67- "Hmmmm, let's take a break. I need to check my e-mail...."
68- "Are those bite marks!!?? Now what am I going to wear!?"
69- "You ARE a girl/boy.right?"
70- "Well.you could pretend I'm a boy/girl!"
71- "C'mon, I can get my hand to the bottom of a Pringles can."
72- "ErrrYou mean the candles aren't just for dripping wax?"
73- "This album really does have a strange effect on you. . ."
74- "Oh, so THAT'S why people don't like black sheets very much..."
75- "What?!? Mustard stains PVC?! NOW what to wear out!?"
76- "Honey, get the crucifix out of the bed. I need to change the sheets."
77- "If I died now my life would be complete."
78- "It's no good, I'm gonna have to take the sunglasses off."
79- "Yuck! I hope you're gonna clean that up."
80- "I was gonna blindfold you, but didn't want to smudge your makeup."
81- "I think I need to go to the bathroom."
82- (thud) "Ouch, I thought the bed was wider than that."
83- "OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you did that."
84- "You taste weird."
85- "You want me to wear that?!?! NEVER. Oh, okay then, pass it here."
86- "Shit, I dropped the TV remote again."
87- "If you hit me with that inflatable banana one more time......."
88- "Your either lying on the remote or your stereo's broken."
89- "You are SOOO Evil."
90- "Eeek! That was too nice...Do it again!!"
91- (when getting dressed) "Is that your skirt or mine?"
92- "Slower!! If we sweat our make-up will run."
93- "Wouldn't you rather just go dancing?"
94- "Can't we face the mirror??"
95- "Is there room for both our egos in the same bed?"
96- "If you pour the wine all over me, what will we drink later?"
97- "Don't get that candle anywhere NEAR my hair!!!!!"
98- "You want to put your pet snake WHERE?!?"
99- "Wow, Your teeth are SOO sharp."
100- "I can only feel it when I smile!!"
101- "You got black lipstick ALL OVER MY NECK!!!!"
102- "My hair is stuck in your chains!!" *cough*
103- "Ouch, ouch, ouch.no don`t stop!!"
104- "That's not EXACTLY what I meant by nail me to the mattress."
105- "I can't believe it, you've broken my whip!!!"
106- "Your sister was better."
107- "Is that your blood or mine?"
108- "Tttoouch me, I want to feel diiirrrtyyy!"
109- "Ugh! You got blood all over my coffin!!"
110- "Damnit! Our genital rings are stuck again!!"
111- "WaitI thought you were a girl!!"
112- "Oh! I thought you were a girl. Oh no, I don't mind..."
113- "Stop!! It's my turn to be tied up."
114- "I'm sorry, I think the battery's dead."
115- "I want blood!" (childish whine)
116- "What if I took your blood without asking?"
117- "Wait! My rings are tangled in your hair!"
118- "*Someone* needs to get their nails trimmed!"
119- "I can't find my labia ring!! You didn't swallow it?"
120- "Will you do anything I say? Slap me!"
121- "Shhhhh! I think I saw some headlights past that grave!"
122- "Damn, there's nowhere to attach the handcuffs to in this coffin."
123- "No, Not in my hair."
124- "I can unhook my eyebrow piercing from your clit ring...OW!!"
125- "Hurt me...Hurt me...But only a little bit...O.K?"
126- "Where is all that blood coming from?"
127- (sexy voice) "Where do you Want me to put that...Collar?"
128- (chant) "Elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex"
129- "What's that black stain on my leg? Manic Panic AGAIN?!"
130- "Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."
131- "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"
132- "Shhh, be quiet and keep really still...look, can you play dead??"
133- "I see a car battery, a tow chain and some cables...?!"
134- "No, I won't, that's only legal in Nevada."
135- "Should cum BE this colour??"
136- "There is NO way that will ever fit up my...OH!! It DOES!!"
137- "I was wearing a cock ring a minute ago!"
138- "My knees don't bend that way"
139- "It's a good thing ice melts, cause I'd never get it out of there"
140- "You can't choke me that hard!" *cough cough*
141- I forgot the safe word!"
142- Are your nipple rings supposed to link together like that?"
143-Why would a guy have a strap on? OH, you mean you want me to..."
144- I told you the trapese had to be fixed to a beam in the cieling."
145-UHHHHG! I fell off the trampeline!"
146- "If I drink blood from there, won't it get smaller?"
147-"Let's pray together... (a few minutes later) OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!