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Sunday Mar 13, 2005

Mar 13, 2005
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27 Things that would make my life better in no particular order.

1. if i could cum cheese whiz.
2. if boobs had slurpee in them.
3. laser eyes.
4. one word : talons.
5. if talons was spelled : talunz.
6. a leather owl or penguin.
7. cake, the food, not the band.
8. if i could make a deal with god to trade lars ulrich for cliff burton.
9. a desert island prison to put teenagers on until they turn 21.
10. a middle finger that can be seen from space.
11. fingering.
12. a hypercolor tuxedo.
13. if clouds rained pee pee.
14. a whistle that when blown makes everyone withing 12 yards shit their pants.
15. a winged tv that follows me wherever i go.
16. if church had orgies.
17. pants made of actual fire.
18. if boogers were actually nerds candy.
19. short circuit 3.
20. a prosthetic falcon surgically attached to my shoulder. either shoulder is fine.
21. if magic shell made spaghetti sauce.
22. Dorf on golf : The Soundtrack
23. bazooka hands
24. if i could fart lightning bolts.
25. more handjobs.
26. fingering.
27. a biomechanical wolf.

thankyou.

Isis was AMAZIING!!!!!
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brockenbeatzxbl:
Well sir, I'm out for a while. My sub will be running out today and I'm moving to Missoula in a week. I will renew once I get all settled in and will be able to afford it again. Hopefully things go as planned and we end up moving to somewhere along the west-coast. Thanks for the chat's at times been fun hope to hear from you soon kiss
Mar 21, 2005
marginwalker2002:
And it still makes me laugh biggrin
Mar 22, 2005

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