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learoy

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Friday May 09, 2003

May 9, 2003
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shit.
all my friends are getting married or emmigrating to americacacacaca
or both.
or worse.
just me and my babe now.
suppose i'd better get married now.
well,
i AM 24 soon,
bits start dropping off or sagging at this point.
my fabulous looks are fading...
hairs falling out.
frown
i need cheering up.
do something funny
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
partiallyblind:
tell you what - if you need the tools so badly and you don't want millions of the things, i'll be off back to america-land shortly...

i could always bring them back with me? maybe?
May 9, 2003
noirin:
haha thanks for the uplifting comments!! that made my day! i feel totally reassured about the hotpant purchasing now, enough in fact that i bought a lara croft style pair thinking it would make me look cool and possibly like a sexy archaeologist but my brother just laughed at me and pointed out that lara croft should be nobody's role model. even when angelina jolie is involved...

no rush to get married, it's just tradition coz people used to die of plague aged about 16 so they'd marry at 12. ever since it's gotten later and now catholics arent such arsonists they hold less rule. dont let it get you down man! sit back and listen to some long beach dub allstars
May 10, 2003

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