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learoy

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Monday Sep 01, 2003

Sep 1, 2003
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one word....

FEMALE EJACULATION!!!!!

ok thats two, but god damn thats a neat little party trick. i aint talking a little squirt either, i mean GUSHING! eeek
you either got it or you aint! biggrin

right, thats the rudeness over with for now, whats happening in the world of learoy....
starrt work at wembly stadium a week on wednesday should be well over a years work for me there, which is nice, and a good wage to boot, but i'm gonna be so busy frown
friday night was f'kin awesome, clubbin, techno music, beer, drugs, new friends.
had a bath at 4AM for an hour and a half with an absolute babe, candles lit, massive attack setting the mood. then to the bedroom to get even wetter if you know what i mean! i think it was after 8AM we went to sleep.damn i'm good. then up at 11AM for another 2 hours. damn i'm good. then up at 4PM , once more for luck....not that i'm bragging...
skated properly for the first time in months this wkend too, my body is now wrecked, my muscles ache so bad its not funny, everywhere. then theres the graises and bruises *sniff*
TOO OLD! frown
any suggestions what mischief i can get up to in my week off???

EDIT:
just a quikie (not like me! biggrin) just found out another friend joined today.
go say hi for me and i'll give you all a kiss

if he gets more than 5 hiyas i promise to get my ass out.

if he gets more than ten i promise to pose nakid on my automobile!
later my luverlies
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why am i so happy all of a sudden.
i was in a shitty mood earlier,
my ex still irretates the shit outta me.
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treehugger:
things are pretty good in the worl of tree...
they just opened a new skatepark about 30 to 45 ninutes from my house, so now that the weather is getting wors fast, i'm over there a lot...
and i'm working on a new clothing company (have been working on it for some time in secret) latly, and its gonna be the bomb!
its gonna be pretty revolutionary, and pretty big, cant tell you too much yet.
it 'll take some time before we have our products ready, but you will probably be able to buy it in the UK...
we don't even have any samples in yet, but everything is gonna be cut to my design, and as a statement, our first line will hav no t-shirts...
so that is pretty much whats taking up most of my time...
(and partying ofcourse)
well, that and my fulltime job...
Sep 5, 2003
rollerxcore:
my my, what a handsome young man we have here, i hope you are not wearing make up today
Sep 8, 2003

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