leanimal

Fave thing to do in crim law: Update this page. Why? Class is entirely socratic - no lecture whatsoever. Let's see - the class is set up so that I read the book and look at how other courts interpreted criminal statutes in their jurisdiction. The prof gives out problems in fake jurisdictions and then we say how we think they should interpret the statute based on our prior reading.

Translation: I have only a slight knowledge of the difference between murder and manslaughter. I know it's about intent, but if someone asked me what the diff was, I'd say, "It depends on the jurisdiction in which it is in - let me see the statute."

They're really turning me into a lawyer - my answer will always be "it depends"

Maybe I should buy stock in depends. I'll be wearing them some day. You know. When I get really old and tired and don't feel like walking to the bathroom anymore, and just piss myself instead.

Ever heard of those bladder buster competitions? Your drinks are free until you pee. I saw a cartoon with that in it once - the guy wore depends, and drank all night. Then some hot babe said "wow guy with the massive bladder, how do you do it?" and he ripped his pants down and showed everyone his adult diaper. She didn't want to screw him after that.