leafcrunch

I saw the weirdest thing. A guy was driving next to
me, and he looked like Tom Cruise circa 1984. It was the giant square
black sunglasses and coolman 80's combover, while driving something
like a Camaro. I got in front of him and looked in my rearview as we both
passed the giant Scientology building on Sunset. This is when Tom
Cruise extends his arm out the driver side window. In his hand is a
little green disposable camera. He makes this move without moving his
head or body. He snaps a picture, the flash goes off, and he retracts
his arm all in one smooth motion. Shoulders square ahead, stern look
on his face, kinda robotic like The Terminator. The whole affair
resembled that gag when you reach around someone's shoulder and tap
it. Sneaky Tom Cruise lookalike, stealing a shot of the Scientology
Headquarters. Maybe he's an obsessed fan? Hmm.