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i was just talking to my best friend and ex boyfriend, mister brian moseley. we were having a conversation about how i'm always trying to tell people how great he is, but how i just realized that's not really fair. i've known him so long and he and i have such a gut level understanding of how to deal with and be with the other one, that it makes no sense for me to try to explain to people how great he is. it's the kind of thing that's really limited to my own perspective, do you know what i mean?
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then we got to talking about how he hasn't been laid in a while, and how that is kind of a crying shame. he said i needed to tell MORE people how great he is, especially hot girls. i told him that i'm always telling people how he gives great head, and he said i must not be telling enough people. so i set my /topic on the chat server to "bcm gives great head" and he said nono, you need to write about it in your journal.
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so:
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<font size="+1">brian moseley gives great head</font>
<p> he's anticipating some email from this PR, so he set up an alias for horny girls to send head requests to: cunnilingus@maz.org
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