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you know what i really love? beards. i LOVE them. i want to scritch them all the time. there is one beard in particular that i miss, but all beards are worth my time. there is a cut off point tho. osama beards step off. if it gets too lumberjack i'm not as interested.

the beard thing is almost but not quite a fetish at this point.

i am restraining myself from saying something really tawdry right now.





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edited to add: if i could grow my own beard i would!!! then i would eat girls out!!!