I cant handle the heat. I admit it. Im pale, English and pathetic.
I've been ill all week and only today have started to feel good again. Ive hardly eaten anything, been weak and achy and working in a stuffy office has been punishing. I should have just stayed at home for a few days watching...
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...Wimbledon! Sport is the only thing I watch on TV and I like watching tennis. The grunting, the toned-sweaty bodies, the tight outfits..shit and women play too! I've picked my player of the tournament already, wave your Serbian flags people because this girl is still in with a shout of winning it:
I dont think she wears that outfit when she plays though.
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Busy weekend ahead of hanging out and doing nothing but drinking which suits me down to the ground (I sound like Im a journalist for fucking Loaded sometimes
).
Friday night - pissed in London
Saturday night - pissed in London with anaphalaxis
Sunday - going to Goodwood Festival of Speed with my brother. I will take lots of lovely pics of great cars and bikes and probably get sunburnt.
Be merry people.
I've been ill all week and only today have started to feel good again. Ive hardly eaten anything, been weak and achy and working in a stuffy office has been punishing. I should have just stayed at home for a few days watching...
***
...Wimbledon! Sport is the only thing I watch on TV and I like watching tennis. The grunting, the toned-sweaty bodies, the tight outfits..shit and women play too! I've picked my player of the tournament already, wave your Serbian flags people because this girl is still in with a shout of winning it:
I dont think she wears that outfit when she plays though.
***
Busy weekend ahead of hanging out and doing nothing but drinking which suits me down to the ground (I sound like Im a journalist for fucking Loaded sometimes
).
Friday night - pissed in London
Saturday night - pissed in London with anaphalaxis
Sunday - going to Goodwood Festival of Speed with my brother. I will take lots of lovely pics of great cars and bikes and probably get sunburnt.
Be merry people.
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Wimbledon. GRRRRR. They took Neighbours off for it!!!! And why do they insist on showing it on both BBC1 and 2 at the same time. HELLO??? People watching Wimbledon can only watch one channel at a time.
Well, perhaps I'm the only one.
Pre-Batman drink expedition now included! We need to regenerate our midichlorians