Earlier update than anticipated..due to the fact Im hungover as hell and couldnt face sitting in the lovely sunshine watching football and need a bath/shave/body overhaul more..
SuicideDoggie is great! Real good fun..as are anaphalaxis (whose anti-Jack Daniels rants are bordering on the hysterical now
) and kittyp, lovely as ever.
i love going drinking in London but it always ends in a mini-adventure. This time the four of us were queueing up to get into some bar at around midnight and they got in and I was distracted discussing The Smiths (well I was wearing my new Queen is Dead t-shirt) with some other bloke. When I went to go in the bouncer/doorman said i would have to queue up at the back again. Initially I didnt believe him but yep because I waited 30 seconds I would have to go all the way back again. I tried to reason but doormen arent known for their abundance of this and obviously listening to commonsense would have been seen as 'weakness' on his part.
I decided to contribute to the stubborness and told him "fuck this shit" and stropped off into the night.
I didnt know where I was walking and was ready to return and try again after a few phonecalls from my baffled chums but I couldnt remember where the place was and I was lost anyway. I finally recognised High Holborn and walked towards Blackfriars, over Blackfriars bridge and decided to hop on the first bus going southwards.
..and I thought the people on the last trains home were wrecked..well double that on the buses. People asleep, dropping stuff, one bloke vomitting over himself. Spoke to a nice young couple and asked them where the hell this bus was going and also, just as importantly, what band they thought was the best band in the world, she said Supergrass, which pleased me.
Well it went to Lewisham and I know the area at least so I bailed out there. Now I've driven from Lewisham to Beckenham many many times and its not bad but fuck..I walked it all and it took me 3 hours. 3 fucking hours of walking!!
Baise told me to text her when I got home to check I made it, I woke up this morning realizing I had written the wording but must have been too tired to press the send button..oops.
My legs burn, I will sort myself out and go out tonight to do it all again..
SuicideDoggie is great! Real good fun..as are anaphalaxis (whose anti-Jack Daniels rants are bordering on the hysterical now
) and kittyp, lovely as ever.
i love going drinking in London but it always ends in a mini-adventure. This time the four of us were queueing up to get into some bar at around midnight and they got in and I was distracted discussing The Smiths (well I was wearing my new Queen is Dead t-shirt) with some other bloke. When I went to go in the bouncer/doorman said i would have to queue up at the back again. Initially I didnt believe him but yep because I waited 30 seconds I would have to go all the way back again. I tried to reason but doormen arent known for their abundance of this and obviously listening to commonsense would have been seen as 'weakness' on his part.
I decided to contribute to the stubborness and told him "fuck this shit" and stropped off into the night.
I didnt know where I was walking and was ready to return and try again after a few phonecalls from my baffled chums but I couldnt remember where the place was and I was lost anyway. I finally recognised High Holborn and walked towards Blackfriars, over Blackfriars bridge and decided to hop on the first bus going southwards.
..and I thought the people on the last trains home were wrecked..well double that on the buses. People asleep, dropping stuff, one bloke vomitting over himself. Spoke to a nice young couple and asked them where the hell this bus was going and also, just as importantly, what band they thought was the best band in the world, she said Supergrass, which pleased me.
Well it went to Lewisham and I know the area at least so I bailed out there. Now I've driven from Lewisham to Beckenham many many times and its not bad but fuck..I walked it all and it took me 3 hours. 3 fucking hours of walking!!
Baise told me to text her when I got home to check I made it, I woke up this morning realizing I had written the wording but must have been too tired to press the send button..oops.
My legs burn, I will sort myself out and go out tonight to do it all again..
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Hope you've had a funk drunken weekend
Smooches
Michelle xx