ldwarren

I dont know what to make of us
I cant tell if its dangerous

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Went round my Mums tonight. It scares me how Im divorced I am from the tv/celebrity/media world 90% of the country's population have surrended to.

Celebrity Big Brother? Plllllease god no. These people are horrid (Germaine Greer excepted)..if they were in your house you would leave it, let alone be expected to watch them, to care about them

Mum said she read an article which mentioned that multi-talentless singer Rachel Stevens (even her name is dull) is British men's number one fantasy woman..



Me: god, that shows how stupid British men are then
Mum: You dont like her then?
Me: she is blandly evil
Mum: Oh come on, you must think she is pretty
Me: Her hair is fake, her tan is fake, she projects nothing, she offers nothing
Mum:....
(pause)
Mum: Been sleeping well recently?