American bars are weird. Well the ones in New Jersey are. Full of hillbillys. They obviously dont get many British people visiting judging by the fact that they took about 45 minutes checking my passport to confirm that I am 7 months away from being 30 years old..they could have guessed that by my face or my hairy chest!
Speaking of body hair..no,bear with me here..Iggy was having trouble getting to sleep last night ("I am so FUCKING ITCHYY!!!) and at one point blamed my bodyhair for tickling her. I offered to shave my whole body but thankfully for both of us she said I didnt have to.
Last night I met her best friend and the best friend's boyfriend. Rich was a very nice relaxed guy and Danielle was nice too but I have to admit I had no idea what she and Iggy were talking about most of the time. They have these ultra-fast conversations then collapse in fits of laughter. But thats ok because I wasnt the only bemused one. There was also...
Persya. Ahh Tiffy-woos. I was really looking forward to meeting her and meeting her has confirmed why. She is great! A lovely little package of coolness. Unfortunately we didnt get to use the condoms that her mum insisted she take when she found out she was meeting scary-sexmad-SG-people but hey the Tiffster is coming over to England in the Summer...
Speaking of body hair..no,bear with me here..Iggy was having trouble getting to sleep last night ("I am so FUCKING ITCHYY!!!) and at one point blamed my bodyhair for tickling her. I offered to shave my whole body but thankfully for both of us she said I didnt have to.
Last night I met her best friend and the best friend's boyfriend. Rich was a very nice relaxed guy and Danielle was nice too but I have to admit I had no idea what she and Iggy were talking about most of the time. They have these ultra-fast conversations then collapse in fits of laughter. But thats ok because I wasnt the only bemused one. There was also...
Persya. Ahh Tiffy-woos. I was really looking forward to meeting her and meeting her has confirmed why. She is great! A lovely little package of coolness. Unfortunately we didnt get to use the condoms that her mum insisted she take when she found out she was meeting scary-sexmad-SG-people but hey the Tiffster is coming over to England in the Summer...
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I will let you and the drunkard know as soon as I get myself sorted
Smooches
Michelle xx