Once is one-off, twice is a coincidence but three times can not be denied. Three times in a month I've been compared to acidic comic Jimmy Carr:
I asked for an explaination of it and was told, "You say some outrageous stuff in a very straight-faced, serious way". So there you go.
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Was drinking locally last night for 9 hours. I pushed a girl.
. I didnt mean to..I swear officer. I was walking round the pub as some young fool ran in front of me causing me to decorate my jeans with my JD and Coke. I placed my hand on their cheek and shoved it away in a dismissive way, calling them a twat or something equally charming. When I looked up later on I noticed some blokes were pointing at me and I noticed that the young boy I pushed was actually a tall young girl with a short haircut. Ooops. I went up and apologised and all was ok.
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If people are around next week then let me know as I want to head into town and socialize. Other than that..have a fucking brilliant Xmas you lovely people.
I asked for an explaination of it and was told, "You say some outrageous stuff in a very straight-faced, serious way". So there you go.
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Was drinking locally last night for 9 hours. I pushed a girl.
. I didnt mean to..I swear officer. I was walking round the pub as some young fool ran in front of me causing me to decorate my jeans with my JD and Coke. I placed my hand on their cheek and shoved it away in a dismissive way, calling them a twat or something equally charming. When I looked up later on I noticed some blokes were pointing at me and I noticed that the young boy I pushed was actually a tall young girl with a short haircut. Ooops. I went up and apologised and all was ok.
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If people are around next week then let me know as I want to head into town and socialize. Other than that..have a fucking brilliant Xmas you lovely people.
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Mwah!
Jazz