Well today started off by the \"TOO MUCH FISH\" alarm (Fire alarm) going off at 7 in the morning for 20 minutes so had to call Earthram Jim (landlord) to fix it. I paid him with a kit Kat and he liked it. Then I realised when he left that mine and my wife\'s walls were covered in drawings of cocks, flaps and tits of people we know and our own...the shame i usually leap at it when elders enter and manage to pull down most of the wall of cock...but not this time. He thought we were such lovely girls too..ow well.
Anyway been in uni all day I feel very proud of myself! Although i didn\'t do much, spent ages popping every spot on my face in the toilet, thankfully all the cute boys were no where to be seen seeing as my face was a big red beaming mess. I made some strange jewellery and munched on sweets for the rest of the day. I\'ve also volunteered myself to breastfeed for our crafts fair...they won\'t like that...but it gave me and my wife something to giggle about and reduce the stress of 3rd year. Can\'t even think about my dissertation arghhhh...which I\'m writing about suicidegirls (all brilliant things of course) i have to 2 wks to write 5000...I\'ve only managed 1000 eek.
I\'ve decide that Fridays are \"eat what ever the fuck I want day\"...I really need a gin and lemonade.
This is my hungover wife as wolverine, shes the bestest.
Anyway been in uni all day I feel very proud of myself! Although i didn\'t do much, spent ages popping every spot on my face in the toilet, thankfully all the cute boys were no where to be seen seeing as my face was a big red beaming mess. I made some strange jewellery and munched on sweets for the rest of the day. I\'ve also volunteered myself to breastfeed for our crafts fair...they won\'t like that...but it gave me and my wife something to giggle about and reduce the stress of 3rd year. Can\'t even think about my dissertation arghhhh...which I\'m writing about suicidegirls (all brilliant things of course) i have to 2 wks to write 5000...I\'ve only managed 1000 eek.
I\'ve decide that Fridays are \"eat what ever the fuck I want day\"...I really need a gin and lemonade.
This is my hungover wife as wolverine, shes the bestest.
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aaaaaaaahahahha I was completely paraletic by the end of that night, it was ace. Although to be honest I don't think drinking after that pit was the best idea as it thinned the blood and made my nose bleed everywhere again 
I do remember seeing now actually, but like I said I was pretty drunk by that point already... You shoulda come in the pit, it was SO awesome. I was in there with my new boy too and he was pretty impressed by how hard I was skanking in there 
I do remember seeing now actually, but like I said I was pretty drunk by that point already... You shoulda come in the pit, it was SO awesome. I was in there with my new boy too and he was pretty impressed by how hard I was skanking in there