lawnboy

Dane Cook is a huge asshole.

See, apparently Dane was in Vancouver, and he decided to give a little surprise performance at a local comedy club called Yuk Yuk's. He called the manager, who informed him that they already had somebody lined up, but that Cook was welcome to do a bit after the scheduled comic.

But that wasn't good enough for Dane. He wanted to go on before the scheduled comic. So the manager said okay, but you have to keep it under 30 minutes.

So Dane shows up at this place and launches into his idiotic fratboy humor routine. He blows through thirty minutes, paying no heed to the "wind it up" light flashing for five minutes. In an effort to indicate that it's time for Dane to STFU, they start playing music and they cut off his mike.

Dane, of course, gets all pissed off. So they give him five more minutes, and then turn the mike back on. So Dane sticks his head around the curtain, I guess to ask what the hell is going on, and then just drops his mike and walks off stage.

And the ironic part is, a bunch of douchebags are all angry that Dane didn't get to do his thing all night.

How fucking conceited can you get? I mean, he cold-calls the club and asks if he could perform that night, even though they'e already got somebody lined up. Then he decides that since he's Dane Cook, and therefore equivalent to God, that he should perform before the scheduled comic just because he wants to. Then he throws a hissy fit when they tell him to get off the stage when his agreed-upon time is up.

What a bunch of fucking bullshit.