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lauretta

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Friday Sep 30, 2011

Sep 30, 2011
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I've discovered how to make boobs grow bigger!!!!!!!!!

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You know, being a member of the itty bitty titties club means having extra attention for such an issue, and after years and years of yelling and cursing against my DNA combination (you may not believe me but in my mother's family I'm the only female with small breasts blackeyed ), finally I've found the cure!
It's so simple: you just need to love 'em!
Have 'em cuddled, touched gently, erotically rubbed, licked and kissed - all of this, at least once a day. Actually, I'm enjoying this therapy since last february, when I met my current boyfriend, and believe it or not, I've gained few inches on my breast!
WOAH!
...you could move as objection that I've started using an hormonal birth control method - Nuvaring, it rocks btw! - but I'm sure that little growth has something to do with all the love my guy put on my boobage (literally ^^). tongue
Also, having your tits loved also make 'em healthier by preventing diseases: I've taught my man how to massage my boobies in order to find out any possible diversity, lumps, etc.
So ladies, love makes you & your boobs more beautiful biggrin
I think this therapy worths giving it a try, uhm?


from "Get Refreshed", September 2010


from "So Appealing", February 2011

...and if you want more, just wait for next thursday: October 4th my tits will hit MR and they'll be needing your love too! wink



This being said, it's 2 a.m. of saturday 1st of October and, usually, I cannot sleep. Probably I should avoid drinking coffee right after the dinner >_<
Btw, technically tonight - or call it tomorrow night if you prefer - there will be an interesting gig.
My boyfriend's band will play on the same stage of my ex-boyfriend band! shocked
And I'm talking about Andrea, my ex, the one I've blogged about last year for a month or two due to the turbulent end our story had after 3 years. We don't see each others since months.
Well, I've nothing against him now and I wouldn't mind keep up a decent relationship with him: the pain I felt is nothing but a blurred memory and the anger has been washed away by the deep feelings I feel for Gill, my new love, the first person who really made me understand the meaning of "being in love", after few times I thought I was - mistaking.
Andrea and Gill were friends before, but my ex has decided to not talking to him anymore since he discovered our new relationship.
Oh well... nothing has ever been done behind his back: me and Gill met waaaay after our break-up, so his behavior is totally irrational.
I'm so curious to see how my ex will act at their gig - if he'll act like a child or like the 26 y.o. he is. We'll see.
One way or another, I'm sure I'll have fun *bitching mood: ON* eheheh biggrin

October 24th will be my birthday, I'm gonna turn 23... scaaaary! My mom, 23 years ago, was about to give birth to me and she was 23 herself! XD But don't worry, I'm not planning any child in the next year!

And I know I'm starting to be boring but...

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now you know the name, too



Have a nice week-end of boob-loving, 'mmmkay? It's important! smile
xoxo
your Lauretta

VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
mattacme:
Your boobs are perfect and deserve all the love they can stand. I think your theory is very intersting, Dr. Lauretta.
Oct 4, 2011
ron4164:
love love
New set! biggrin
Love it Lauretta! kiss kiss
Oct 4, 2011

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