20 random things about laura_belle
1. up until recently, i couldn't sleep in the dark. but whenever i sleep with the boy i can actually handle being in the dark. mostly cuz we tend to sleep all cuddled together. seriously. if i move at all, he snuggles up closer. *barf*
2.i have this weird obsession with lemons lately. and things that are lemon flavoured. right now, i think the best thing ever would be a slice of lemon pie with a lemonade and a beer. mmmmm....
3. i've always kinda wanted to get into a violent fist fight a la fight club with a close friend. just beat the shit out of each other, let out some agression. then go out for sno cones.
4. i think that gay porn is probably the hottest thing ever. i like to pretend that when my boy and his friends have gone out drinkin' that it erupts in a hot sweaty mass of man-secks. i'm such a pig.
5. i hate utensils. hate. i feel clumsy and awkward whenever i have to use a fork and a knife. spoons i can tolerate, chopsticks are even better. but i try to eat with my hands whenever i possibly can. you can dress me up, but you can't take me out.
6. i have the biggest, raging-est crush on...wait for it...
7.when i'm upset, or tired, or sick i try to make myself as small physically possible. to illustrate just how small, imagine an average couch. i can curl into a ball and fit on a single cushion.
8. the last movie that made me cry was serenity. and i cried like a fucking baby. and just to show you what a lameass fangirl i am, i saw the movie twice in a row on opening day. (for those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about, go and find a copy of the show firefly, watch it. and then rent serenity. then you'll understand.)
9. when i look back and think hard, i fairly sure that i can honestly say that i've kissed more girls than i have boys. kissing girls is...softer...nicer somehow.
10. sometimes when i have to pee, i'll hold it for as long as i can just cuz it feels so good to finally let go. it's almost cigarette-worthy.
11. whenver i'd get one of those indepth astrological readings where they tell you all about your personality based on the exact time you were born, there's one little tidbit that keeps coming up. that i'm usually very reserved, sometimes to the point of prudishness, but that i have this raging sex kitten lurking inside me. all i need is the right person to bring it out. and i think i've found someone who can...and i have the bruises to prove it.
12. i just bought the new peeping tom album. it's so good, it almost hurts my feelings.BecomingX, you above all people need this album. it's music for humping, but nearly any mike patton project is just that.
13. for some reason i am incapable of using a telephone in a dream. something always goes wrong. like i keep dialing the wrong number, or i forget the number. or someone's on the line, or the person who i'm talking to hangs up right away. it's frustrating as hell. also, i can't shower in my dreams. either someone is in the bathroom and won't leave no matter what i tell them, or there's no water.
14. when i'm at home, i sleep with a stuffed duck. it looks like it's retarded, which makes me love it even more. he needs extra love.
15. fuck it. i'm gonna finish this latra. i promise. needs sleeps.
...to be continued...
14.
and only you, my dear, are petit enough to compliment mr. black's lard-ass syndrome. i used to get really jealous of how small you can get.