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Sunday May 28, 2006

May 28, 2006
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***SUPER AWESOME EDIT***

i just added drunken pictures to my pics folder. view and enjoy. or else....*shakes fist*


i'm not sure how long this update wil be, seeing as i'm rather tired. but i'll probably add more when i'm feeling more up to typing.

i'm actually having a really good time lately. i'm going out more. i'm meeting new people. i'm starting to not give a shit if i make an ass outta myself, which is wonderfully liberating. usually i'm the quiet one sitting in the corner with her face in a beer, occasionally making a snide comment when the moment strikes me. that me tends to put people off. i can be bitingly sarcastic. especially when meeting new type people. it's kind of a defense mechanism...but enough about that.

went out last night for a friend's birthday. it was very fun. we drank wayyyy too much beer and yelled things about vaginas and anal rape and sang loudly to the juke box. although i was admittedly, a tad apprehensive. i took the new boy with me to this get together, and he met my ex. i was worried that it would be awkward and tense, but they seemed to hit it off nicely. my ex even told me that he thinks this new guy looks perfect for me....speaking of which....there were a few pictures snapped that night. so, my sg land friends, you may just actually get a glimpse of my hot ass, and my equally hot new boy. we're hot. and we're cute. it's gross.

yep. i'll add some more later when i'm not so...incoherent-like

you'll see...and then i'll fix you good skull

alright here's some more...stuff. and i'm gonna put this next bit behind a spoiler so as not to make any of you gag.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


so one day, boy and i were snuggling and i managed to say something equally cute and disgusting.

me: you make me all warm and squishy.
boy: *smooch* neat.
me:...like a bag of mayonnaise that was left in the sun.
boy: best. analogy. ever.

i told you. we're fucking gross.



so these next few days shall be rather busy for me. i have to do a bunch of boring domestic type stuff tomorrow. then i'ma go job hunting. then i need to start preparing for the greek feast i promised i would make for the family reuinion that's happening on friday. i've never really made greek food before, so i'm a little worried how it'll turn out. so wednesday is my testing day.

also i have to buy the boy a housewarming present. my thoughts are either some really good coffee and a grinder. or a martini shaker and some gin. one of those two things...also a chia pet if i can find one. and if i'm really ambitious, i'll make a pan of fucking awesome brownies. everyone loves brownies.

right?

RIGHT!?!?

oh...and for good measure...

1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Where you live:
4. What makes you happy:
5. Currently listening/the last thing you listened to:
6. An interesting fact about you:
7. Are you in love/do you have a crush at the moment?:
8. Is it with me ?:
9. Favorite place to spend time:
10. Favorite song:
11. Favorite lyric:
12. The best time of the year:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A band, a song, or album:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Look at my friends-list and tell what you like about one of our mutual friends:
4. Put this in your journal so that I can tell you what I like about you

VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
bixbygrendel:
Why have I never had this myself?
And how do you women folk know that you can't have me unless...... unless, you have some kind of crazy antea and shit that come out of your heads when you "go pee" in groups. That's it isn't it. That's how the women folk seem to know to fling themselves at me. Yeah. That's gotta be it.
Crazy women.
All so crazy.
And why does your kind need to smell so good? How is that fair????
Jun 8, 2006
saltonsea:

Me i'm good.

no punchy.
Jun 10, 2006

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