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laura_belle

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Saturday Apr 29, 2006

Apr 29, 2006
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well step on my neck and spit in my mouth! it sure has been a while since i updated this dealie. so i suppose i should fill you all in on my winnipeg trip.

it didn't quite reach the expected levels of awesome that i had anticipated due to the fact that the pesky little cold i got turned into a raging killer virus from heck. instead of dancing topless on tabletops, i was curled under a blanket with tissues jammed up my nose and reeking of menthol and despair. men and women from all around came to swoon over my phlegm-y hottness. fo 'rizzle. and due to my overwhelming ickiness, i missed out on the chance to see the lovely Arete. this makes me sad. i haven't seen that girl in person in a good 4 years. but since my recent membership to sg, i am now able to see her naughty bits whenever i feel like. isn't technology fantastic?

but many thanks and much love to BecomingX and her boy for taking me in and putting up with me for a week. i miss her like the sun misses the flower. i can't wait until you come and visit in april. we're gonna have so much sex...i mean good, wholesome, family friendly fun. yes...that will do.

but now i'm all better, and things are actually going well for me at the moment and i'm actually happy. happy. how weird is that? the boy is almost alarmingly good. he and i are planning some road trips, and i'm getting butterflies in my tummy just thinking about it. everyone who i've talked to has said that they feel like this is going to be an amazing summer, and i'm inclined to believe them.

click the spoiler for some dumb emo kid bullshit...but only if you have a strong stomach....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

i never expected you to stay
i had anticipated an empty bed the next morning
with a slight impression of your head on my pillow
but as i shifted in the night
with my restless thoughts
and restless sleep
you moved even closer
and wrapped your arms around me
you kissed the back of neck
and snored softly in my ear
you defy explanation
i can't possibly fathom what compells you to stay with me
i'm not dumb
i'm not ugly
i'm a half decent lay
but other than that i'm pretty much wholly unremarkable
like i told you before
i'm still not fully convinced that you're real
with my luck
i'm probably in the intensive care ward
a machine breathing for me
tubes and beeping monitors everywhere
i lay asleep
my subconcious mind has created you
you can't exist
you can't be real


someone stop me before i fuck this up



VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
godiva666:
hee hee....
do you want to come to regina?
May 8, 2006
saltonsea:

you tell me this AFTER i shave.....
May 10, 2006

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