laura_belle

today was balls. BALLS!!!

i fucking hate working shitty customer service type jobs. i hate being looked down upon by vain, disgusting women who look like they'd ask for botox injections for x-mas or use the word summer as a verb. (ex: we summer in the hamptons. where do you summer?)

but anerways...here's a point form update/random stupid things about me.

-my ex-boyfriend is now my awesome platonic cuddle buddy. i'm still getting used to the fact that not only do i not hate him, but i still really care about him and want to spend time with him. weird, huh?
-i was so happy today cuz i had to go pick up a package that was mailed to me. i was thinking it was the aspen garter panties that i ordered over a month ago, but it was a gift from my sister in law, which was sweet and thoughtful, but dammit! i wanted panties!!
-FUCK! ASS!!! (not something that happened to me, or a random fact. i'm just grouchy)
-i absolutely cannot sleep in the dark. cuz i'm positive that the LURKING HORRORS will take the opportunity to get me.
-i'm thinking of applying to sg...well i have been for a while. but now i'm finally confident enough. plus i've just recently come to the conclusion that i'm actually pretty. perhaps soon i'll post some pics.
-some of my friends and i want to have a zombie themed new years party. it'll be TEH AWESOME! plus i've been told i can wear a pretty dress and still zombie it up. +1
-i think jeff buckley has possibly the most beautiful voice i've ever heard.
-today my poodle ate half a box of chocolates. i think she's developed a tolerance to chocolate. cuz the first time she did that, she puked awful brown ooze for like 2 hours. it was the worst thing ever cuz i thought she was gonna die. i never thought such a small animal could produce so much vomit...
-i have to take out my contacts.

"...so as you're eating your sweet, sweet christmas turkey, i hope you'll all choke...just a little bit."

just kidding. happy solstice, x-mas, kwanzaa, channukha, and ramadon to you all.