I fucking GOT FIRED..... well laid off.
But.....I have found my calling.
Mechanic..... oh yesh.
The only little problem? I know absolutely nothing about cars. But I CAN learn..... so it's a fixable problem. Now just to find someone to teach me. I was gonna use the Air Force to teach me..... but that could end up in disaster.....
Like me dead, from a damned Iraqi bitch ass.
And although that would be an experience for my uninteresting life, I don't see myself having much of a life at all after that.
Yes, even less of a life then I have now in this small town. And I have thought this through thoroughly..... there ARE ways to keep my non-patriotic (at least that is what people say about me) ass out of Iraq, but none of them seemed quite appealing to me.
Option 1: Get myself knocked up when it comes time to leave. America may be fucking stupid, but the last thing they wanna deal with is an 18 yr old PREGNANT female being captured.... It really spells disaster for the military. And they don't need anymore of that. PROBLEM: This one has a little long term consequence. Plus, once I have the child, they are free to send me, so then I may die, and I will have had a child. I don't think this is a good position for me to be in.
Option 2: Escape to Canada...... just no, for many unexplainable reasons.
So now I am stuck here..... with these options. I don't wanna go to a tech school for this shit, unless it is the military's tech school.
I'm outta ideas.
But.....I have found my calling.
Mechanic..... oh yesh.
The only little problem? I know absolutely nothing about cars. But I CAN learn..... so it's a fixable problem. Now just to find someone to teach me. I was gonna use the Air Force to teach me..... but that could end up in disaster.....
Like me dead, from a damned Iraqi bitch ass.
And although that would be an experience for my uninteresting life, I don't see myself having much of a life at all after that.
Yes, even less of a life then I have now in this small town. And I have thought this through thoroughly..... there ARE ways to keep my non-patriotic (at least that is what people say about me) ass out of Iraq, but none of them seemed quite appealing to me.
Option 1: Get myself knocked up when it comes time to leave. America may be fucking stupid, but the last thing they wanna deal with is an 18 yr old PREGNANT female being captured.... It really spells disaster for the military. And they don't need anymore of that. PROBLEM: This one has a little long term consequence. Plus, once I have the child, they are free to send me, so then I may die, and I will have had a child. I don't think this is a good position for me to be in.
Option 2: Escape to Canada...... just no, for many unexplainable reasons.
So now I am stuck here..... with these options. I don't wanna go to a tech school for this shit, unless it is the military's tech school.
I'm outta ideas.
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How did i get confused on that one?
Well Dallas is so much easier! cool!