Thursday May 27, 2004

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I was adding comments instead of journal entries, I guess? I'm glad that I can say fuck. This is kind of a strange thing that keeps happening to me... Everytime I drive down this one particular road, I see a Falcon perched on a lightpost. This is no coincidence. EVERY TIME I go down this street it is sitting there. I have asked other people...
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latchbeam:
Hey Latch, You're fucked up!
-Latch
missbernie:
weird. i wonder what that means...hmmm.
you should come to cleveland. all the fun is here.

Thursday May 20, 2004

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OK I guess I should start keeping a journal. I am Latch Beam... If you want to know what I do, go to this link http://www.sociallyabrasive.com

I am going to write (on occassion) about some of the strange things I see on a daily basis.

Today I saw a guy shovelling water for no apparent reason. I wanted to pull my car over and ask...
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latchbeam:
Of all the conspiracy theories out there, I still think that disappearing socks tops the list. I just may be the world's foremost authority on the topic. Yet, I still can't clearly answer what the F happens to people's socks?! Of course I have my theories, as I have written about this extensively... I KNOW, a good conspiracy can not be proved, but COME ON! I only write about this today because I overheard some people at the mall talking about how many socks they had lost. I wanted to jump right in and tell them about my theories, but I figured that I would freak them out. I too have recently had to replenish my supply of black socks, yet again. I invite you to share your experiences and/or theories concerning people's missing socks.

Hey, are we allowed to swear in these journal entries? I hope so... I'm a lot more funny when I drop F bombs.
missbernie:
fuck yeah. there's naked people on this site for fucks sake!