latchbeam

Back from my roadtrip! It was a good time. One thing that was funny is that I saw a couple of larger girls get into a SUV... the SUV license plate was specialized and read "COWZ"

Also, I saw Jessica Simpson at a hotel I was staying at in Cinci... I held the door open for her and her husband (they had shopping bags) and...
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I saw a guy in back of my apartment picking berries. I thought about posting a sign that says "please do not eat the berries, they are poisonous." That would really scare him. I don't think I'm going to do that though.

I am off on another road trip... its work, so it won't be too fun. I'm gone for two weeks.

I'll give a...
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Its June 20th already!?! Time is flying by!

I saw a large pick up truck get wedged in an ATM lane. It couldn't go forward or backward. They had to call a tow truck to try to get it loose. I was not surprised that it had a John Kerry sticker on its bumper. I wish I would have had a camara! What a classic moment!

Seriously close to a publishing agreement for The Socially Abrasive! So very close!

Almost forgot... this is a classic. Last night, I was really tired... and thirsty. I woke up at 6:00am, worked until 6:30pm and went out with some friends until about 2:00am. I get home and wanted to wind down a littlle, so I start watching TV, of course nothing good is on as usual and I'm half asleep... So I decide I'm going to hit...
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So, I'm at this picnic party thing today and there is this band playing music. Seems normal, but it wasn't at all. This band was a combination of Louisianna Bayou and Carrib. This lead singer chick puts here steel drums aside and stops singing about tropical islands and exchages it for a washboard and starts sing about Crawdads, Jumbalaya, and living in the Bayou. That...
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Do you ever find out that something is missing and you specifically remember putting that particular something in a specific place? I did that today with my glasses. I was getting ready to put my contacts in, but I was distracted by something (my guitar of course). So I put my glasses aside briefly and It took me about 15 minutes to find the damn...
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I saw two people in suits, just standing out in a downpour of rain, chatting away like it wasn't even raining. They were freaking soaked and couldn't care less?!? I mean they were POURED on for at least 10 minutes. I almost drove up to them and gave them my umbrela, but by that time they were already completely soaked and it wouldn't have mattered.

I saw a squirrel pee today. I've never seen that before. It was funny. About 3 months ago I saw two squirrels fucking... just going at it.