I just watched "Cheers" and heard Norm say the famous line, "Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." I'm still laughing. 
I saw a "Student Driver" car pulled over to the side of the highway today. It was during some fairly heavy traffic so I was able to watch the following progression... Another car had pulled over, just ahead of the student driver car. He popped his trunk, walked over, and pulled out a plastic gas can. He went over to the student driver car and...
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buaku:
Poor girl, obviously she's going to get an F becuase she didn't check the fuel gage before she started driving.
Oh god, I plan to write a book about all the kook calls I get from people explaining why certain weather phenomena occur and what they think should be done about them.
But here's a classic.
Oh god, I plan to write a book about all the kook calls I get from people explaining why certain weather phenomena occur and what they think should be done about them.
But here's a classic.
stirfry:
go Bush. 
I dropped my cell phone today, its broken. I sense a long wait in a customer service line tomorrow.
Jimmy Tango once wrote a poem about cell phones:
Cell Phones
We all know about the annoying, inappropriate circumstances in which people use their cell phones. Most recently I observed such ass-ness in a movie theater, at a baseball game (the guy who waives at the...
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Jimmy Tango once wrote a poem about cell phones:
Cell Phones
We all know about the annoying, inappropriate circumstances in which people use their cell phones. Most recently I observed such ass-ness in a movie theater, at a baseball game (the guy who waives at the...
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missbernie:
hahaha...two fisted hand job to the jolly green giant!!
no gunny is fine...i love him, i could never get rid of him, even if he is expensive. you should get a t-mobile cell phone.
no gunny is fine...i love him, i could never get rid of him, even if he is expensive. you should get a t-mobile cell phone.
missbernie:
i didn't put them up, yet. i'm stuck here at work til 8 
I saw a blind person today... it really seemed like he saw me go by. I have hung around blind people before, so that's why I think this was especially strange.
Speaking of blindness... The Latch Beam interesting fact of the day... DID YOU KNOW?.. That I actually went temporarilly blind? That was not fun as I list it as my "most humbling moment."
Speaking of blindness... The Latch Beam interesting fact of the day... DID YOU KNOW?.. That I actually went temporarilly blind? That was not fun as I list it as my "most humbling moment."
cypris:
shank Q 
how did u have temporary blindness? a blind man came into my work today and he was awesome. he must have been a very trusting person because he ordered his drinks and just handed me his creditcard. i put the pen and paper in his hand and i pointed where to sign. when i told him the total he said 'thankyou for your kindness and understanding' im assuming for handing him things in a nice way. people amaze me more and more each day~
how did u have temporary blindness? a blind man came into my work today and he was awesome. he must have been a very trusting person because he ordered his drinks and just handed me his creditcard. i put the pen and paper in his hand and i pointed where to sign. when i told him the total he said 'thankyou for your kindness and understanding' im assuming for handing him things in a nice way. people amaze me more and more each day~
kay:
Home is where you have a specific feeling. Mine is the feeling of close friends around the kitchen. It is a communal feeling. It is also the feeling of strength the outdoor environment gives me. No other place does that for me but Arizona wind storms. Yep, home is a feeling, safe and warm. Smells like cooking food....
Indeed, I would suspect he did "see" you. Every creature emits certain frequency and tangible energy.
~cheers
Indeed, I would suspect he did "see" you. Every creature emits certain frequency and tangible energy.
~cheers
Latch drank too much this past weekend (Saturday to be specific) and is still recovering... I'm not still hungover, just need more sleep. One of my ex-girlfriends/best friends may be getting divorced. Poor kid, I wish she would move back. I'm not sure if I'd date her again, but it would be nice to see her and spend more time with her. She is one...
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missbernie:
lol. you deleted the pic! hahahaha. sorry i found that today. it was from newyear's .
I'm going to drink many beers and watch college football today... tomorrow I'm going to watch NFL games and drink many beers. Latch loves weekends and writing in third person.
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buaku:
No hoses, but he has chewed on my black leather loops on my work boots and got sick. He's all better now.
Buaku likes weekends, except when he has to work. Texas Tech is killing Nebraska. Buaku likes. Nebraska bad! 
Buaku likes weekends, except when he has to work. Texas Tech is killing Nebraska. Buaku likes.
Nebraska bad! 
latchbeam:
Latch drank too much this past weekend (Saturday to be specific) and is still recovering... I'm not still hungover, just need more sleep. One of my ex-girlfriends/best friends may be getting divorced. Poor kid, I wish she would move back. I'm not sure if I'd date her again, but it would be nice to see her and spend more time with her. She is one of the nicest, most beautiful creatures on this earth. It seems like she hasn't been very happy for the last year and a half though. I feel so bad for her and wish there was more I could do for her. Her husband really does not appreciate her. Maybe I'll have her husband whacked... I know some people who know some people... actually I know those people too. 
My toilet is running... I think that is one of the prank phone calls I used to make when I was little. That one and the stupid refridgerator bit. This was pre-jerky boys, mind you.
Anywho, Caddyshack is on, so I'm going to stop typing now...
My toilet is running... I think that is one of the prank phone calls I used to make when I was little. That one and the stupid refridgerator bit. This was pre-jerky boys, mind you.
Anywho, Caddyshack is on, so I'm going to stop typing now...
I saw that super hot girl drive by again today as I was getting out of my car. I think I'm going to make a sign that says: "Hey Hot Girl... Please Stop!"
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missbernie:
haha. kim has a boyfriend. she's very nice though.
buaku:
That would be story to tell. It's the stuff romance novels are made of.
"caller, can you go out and see if the lava is hot or cold?"
"caller, can you go out and see if the lava is hot or cold?"
I am bored. Bored am I. Latch is bored. Bored is Latch... 
I'll post a poem by the great Jimmy Tango:
Fog
The next time there's a really, really dense fog, I'm going to try a little experiment. I know from keen observation that the chick next door leaves for work at around 7:15 a.m. At about 10 after seven, I'll head outside, ever so...
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I'll post a poem by the great Jimmy Tango:
Fog
The next time there's a really, really dense fog, I'm going to try a little experiment. I know from keen observation that the chick next door leaves for work at around 7:15 a.m. At about 10 after seven, I'll head outside, ever so...
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buaku:
Damn it, stop calling me at work!! I answered that question like 10 times on Friday!
I'm glad that you liked that quote becuase you'll be seeing it in 2012 when I run for Dictator of the US.
I'm glad that you liked that quote becuase you'll be seeing it in 2012 when I run for Dictator of the US.
kay:
Indeed. It is time to get the hell out.
Hopefully we will get the runway up on Friday. Ugh.
~cheers
Indeed. It is time to get the hell out.
Hopefully we will get the runway up on Friday. Ugh.
~cheers
Guess what I had to do today? I went to yet another fucking Wedding/Reception!!! Holy shit am I sick of them! I know, I should be honored to be invited and all, but c'mon!! I just figured this out... that makes 13 in the last two years! At least this one was fairly local. I didn't drink nearly as much as I wanted to.
latchbeam:
Also, at least I didn't have to be in this one. I have been in 6 in the last two years.
missbernie:
lucky you! free booze!
OK two poems for everyone today: The first (I don't know if I posted this already?) still ode to my continuing heartburn and the second in response to the continuation of my rapidly depleting sock supply.
Casseroles
What the fuck is a casserole? They should rename it to a clusterfuck. I am going to look it up in a dictionary. I know what a casserole...
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Casseroles
What the fuck is a casserole? They should rename it to a clusterfuck. I am going to look it up in a dictionary. I know what a casserole...
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missbernie:
mmmm...larry's. where was i? dude! no one called me!
shawna:
it's been a while since I met someone who wrote prose poems like I used to, back when I wrote.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
~cheers