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My friends (the girls) want to enter me in this:

THE BACHELOR
THE SEARCH IS ON!!!

The Greater Cleveland Film Commission is currently working with ABCs hit reality romance show The Bachelor to find Americas most eligible man as the show heads into its eighth season. Candidates should be handsome, ambitious, charming, successful and between the ages of 25 to 35. If you or someone you know is an accomplished CEO, doctor, lawyer, entrepreneur or businessman and is Bachelorific, please encourage them to join us for the open casting call.
The Bachelor will be introduced and get to choose from twenty-five beautiful and exciting women. The Bachelor will then invite them to a ceremony, where he will give roses to fifteen women of his choice as an invitation to continue on and have a chance to get to know each other better. Each week the Bachelor gives out fewer roses and his dating selection gets smaller, until finally, it is down to two women. The Bachelor will then have to choose which one will get the final rose and be the woman of his dreams.


My response: "No Fucking Way! Don't even Think About It!"