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latchbeam

Somewhere in Ohio, when I'm not on the road

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Wednesday Jul 07, 2004

Jul 7, 2004
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Chicken Grease

So my Dad asks me to do him a favor... to drive my car and pick up chicken that he had ordered from a caterer for my cousin's shower (which was at my parent's house). His car was blocked in from guests that had come early and parked in front of the garage... no big deal. I parked on the street, thus he asked me. So we go to get this chicken and there are five large pans (hotel pans?). I am driving my car (not my Trailblazer... I wish I would have driven instead), so we have to stack these pans on top of each other in the back seat... two of them on top slid off to one side of the car and a flood of chicken grease ensued. OK, so it would have been cool if it would have just spilled on the floor...NO! it spilled down the back of the seat and down the crease underneath the seats. I had to remove the entire back seat of my car to clean up this chicken grease. How bad does that suck?! It took about 6 hours! The funny thing is that as I was taking the thing apart, I was drinking a shitload of wine. It turns out that I drank so much wine, I couldn't remember how to put the damn seat back together after I was done cleaning... So I had to crash at my parent's house and wait until the next morning to put everything back together.

That was last Saturday.



latchbeam:
Just broke a string on my favorite acoustic guitar... then on my way to look for a new set of strings, I stoved my toe on the corner of an end table...Ouch! A tragic turn of events! Its time to call it a night. mad
Jul 7, 2004

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