I saw a guy in back of my apartment picking berries. I thought about posting a sign that says "please do not eat the berries, they are poisonous." That would really scare him. I don't think I'm going to do that though.
I am off on another road trip... its work, so it won't be too fun. I'm gone for two weeks.
I'll give a...
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I am off on another road trip... its work, so it won't be too fun. I'm gone for two weeks.
I'll give a...
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missbernie:
lol. that would totally rule! two weeks! dizamn! i haven't seen you in AGESSSSSSSS. still looking for a house? anyway, sunday we are going to see half naked chicks if yer allowed back this weekend.
Its June 20th already!?! Time is flying by!
I saw a large pick up truck get wedged in an ATM lane. It couldn't go forward or backward. They had to call a tow truck to try to get it loose. I was not surprised that it had a John Kerry sticker on its bumper. I wish I would have had a camara! What a classic moment! 
Seriously close to a publishing agreement for The Socially Abrasive! So very close!
missbernie:
that's awesome. i want to be in the book!! pick mmmmeeee! oh hey! SG cleveland party this weekend! you should come with me and meet everyone!!
Almost forgot... this is a classic. Last night, I was really tired... and thirsty. I woke up at 6:00am, worked until 6:30pm and went out with some friends until about 2:00am. I get home and wanted to wind down a littlle, so I start watching TV, of course nothing good is on as usual and I'm half asleep... So I decide I'm going to hit...
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So, I'm at this picnic party thing today and there is this band playing music. Seems normal, but it wasn't at all. This band was a combination of Louisianna Bayou and Carrib. This lead singer chick puts here steel drums aside and stops singing about tropical islands and exchages it for a washboard and starts sing about Crawdads, Jumbalaya, and living in the Bayou. That...
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Do you ever find out that something is missing and you specifically remember putting that particular something in a specific place? I did that today with my glasses. I was getting ready to put my contacts in, but I was distracted by something (my guitar of course). So I put my glasses aside briefly and It took me about 15 minutes to find the damn...
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missbernie:
laaaaaatch beeeeeaam!
where are you???
where are you???
latchbeam:
I'm here again b... was too damn busy as usual!
I saw two people in suits, just standing out in a downpour of rain, chatting away like it wasn't even raining. They were freaking soaked and couldn't care less?!? I mean they were POURED on for at least 10 minutes. I almost drove up to them and gave them my umbrela, but by that time they were already completely soaked and it wouldn't have mattered.
missbernie:
that's awesome! i love the rain
I saw a squirrel pee today. I've never seen that before. It was funny. About 3 months ago I saw two squirrels fucking... just going at it.
I was adding comments instead of journal entries, I guess? I'm glad that I can say fuck. This is kind of a strange thing that keeps happening to me... Everytime I drive down this one particular road, I see a Falcon perched on a lightpost. This is no coincidence. EVERY TIME I go down this street it is sitting there. I have asked other people...
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latchbeam:
Hey Latch, You're fucked up!
-Latch
-Latch
missbernie:
weird. i wonder what that means...hmmm.
you should come to cleveland. all the fun is here.
you should come to cleveland. all the fun is here.
OK I guess I should start keeping a journal. I am Latch Beam... If you want to know what I do, go to this link http://www.sociallyabrasive.com
I am going to write (on occassion) about some of the strange things I see on a daily basis.
Today I saw a guy shovelling water for no apparent reason. I wanted to pull my car over and ask...
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I am going to write (on occassion) about some of the strange things I see on a daily basis.
Today I saw a guy shovelling water for no apparent reason. I wanted to pull my car over and ask...
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latchbeam:
Of all the conspiracy theories out there, I still think that disappearing socks tops the list. I just may be the world's foremost authority on the topic. Yet, I still can't clearly answer what the F happens to people's socks?! Of course I have my theories, as I have written about this extensively... I KNOW, a good conspiracy can not be proved, but COME ON! I only write about this today because I overheard some people at the mall talking about how many socks they had lost. I wanted to jump right in and tell them about my theories, but I figured that I would freak them out. I too have recently had to replenish my supply of black socks, yet again. I invite you to share your experiences and/or theories concerning people's missing socks.
Hey, are we allowed to swear in these journal entries? I hope so... I'm a lot more funny when I drop F bombs.
Hey, are we allowed to swear in these journal entries? I hope so... I'm a lot more funny when I drop F bombs.
missbernie:
fuck yeah. there's naked people on this site for fucks sake!