I saw that super hot girl drive by again today as I was getting out of my car. I think I'm going to make a sign that says: "Hey Hot Girl... Please Stop!"
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I am bored. Bored am I. Latch is bored. Bored is Latch... 
I'll post a poem by the great Jimmy Tango:
Fog
The next time there's a really, really dense fog, I'm going to try a little experiment. I know from keen observation that the chick next door leaves for work at around 7:15 a.m. At about 10 after seven, I'll head outside, ever so...
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I'll post a poem by the great Jimmy Tango:
Fog
The next time there's a really, really dense fog, I'm going to try a little experiment. I know from keen observation that the chick next door leaves for work at around 7:15 a.m. At about 10 after seven, I'll head outside, ever so...
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buaku:
Damn it, stop calling me at work!! I answered that question like 10 times on Friday!
I'm glad that you liked that quote becuase you'll be seeing it in 2012 when I run for Dictator of the US.
I'm glad that you liked that quote becuase you'll be seeing it in 2012 when I run for Dictator of the US.
kay:
Indeed. It is time to get the hell out.
Hopefully we will get the runway up on Friday. Ugh.
~cheers
Indeed. It is time to get the hell out.
Hopefully we will get the runway up on Friday. Ugh.
~cheers
Guess what I had to do today? I went to yet another fucking Wedding/Reception!!! Holy shit am I sick of them! I know, I should be honored to be invited and all, but c'mon!! I just figured this out... that makes 13 in the last two years! At least this one was fairly local. I didn't drink nearly as much as I wanted to. 
latchbeam:
Also, at least I didn't have to be in this one. I have been in 6 in the last two years.
missbernie:
lucky you! free booze!
OK two poems for everyone today: The first (I don't know if I posted this already?) still ode to my continuing heartburn and the second in response to the continuation of my rapidly depleting sock supply.
Casseroles
What the fuck is a casserole? They should rename it to a clusterfuck. I am going to look it up in a dictionary. I know what a casserole...
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Casseroles
What the fuck is a casserole? They should rename it to a clusterfuck. I am going to look it up in a dictionary. I know what a casserole...
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missbernie:
mmmm...larry's. where was i? dude! no one called me!
shawna:
it's been a while since I met someone who wrote prose poems like I used to, back when I wrote.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
klaire had a great idea about starting a group about Christopher Walken. I think it should be done, how everone else??
Here is another Socially Abrasive poem in ode to my heartburn:
Sausage
Mmmm... pork fat. Sausage is one of the few meats that is acceptable for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. My favorite time to eat sausage is at breakfast. The sausage, egg, and cheese...
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Here is another Socially Abrasive poem in ode to my heartburn:
Sausage
Mmmm... pork fat. Sausage is one of the few meats that is acceptable for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. My favorite time to eat sausage is at breakfast. The sausage, egg, and cheese...
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kay:
I think so too!
~cheers
~cheers
buaku:
Sausage IS good for the soul. And porkchops too. Remember, pork is the other white meat. Buy it. Buy it in mass quatities. Yes, I'm from Iowa, what gave it away?
That example phonecall you gave was right on the money. Do you have our phones tapped? Or...was it YOU that called??!!
That example phonecall you gave was right on the money. Do you have our phones tapped? Or...was it YOU that called??!!
I ate Mexican food and now I have heartburn again. I wrote a poem about Tacos & Burritos a few months ago that reminds me of this:
Tacos & Burritos
Let's take a look at tacos and burritos and their geographical overview in the United States. Its strange how different regions in the U.S. have different types of tacos and burritos. Pizza is a different...
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Tacos & Burritos
Let's take a look at tacos and burritos and their geographical overview in the United States. Its strange how different regions in the U.S. have different types of tacos and burritos. Pizza is a different...
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buaku:
Wow, that explains why the Taco del Mars here. Fish in tacos and burritos is weird to me as pineapple on pizza. Ugh. On a sort-of related football note, it seems that the biggest and fattest kid on a small-town football team was named Bubba. I don't know if that is a Midwest thing, or if it is Universal.
sassy:
tacos and burritos are great things. esp in san francisco where they seem to have perfected the art of burrito making...
I have heartburn and I don't like it. I think I have to go to Jacksonville next week... is that where the hurricane just hit? I didn't follow this one like I did the others.
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obd:
klaire is a wise woman. My stomach is arguing with me right now. hmmph.
missbernie:
Akron! i live there! is it open yet??
I haven't posted in a while. The bar is coming along quite well. Nothing too funny going on lately other than the electric company turning off my power by accident... they were supposed to shut off my neighbor's house because they were doing repairs on it due to thunderstorms... they turned mine off instead. How that happens... I do not know?!?! They fixed a perfectly...
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obd:
ah utilities. kind of reminds me of that [very] old Saturday Night Live skit - "We don't care, we're the phone company."
buaku:
I heard about that egg thing during the equinoxes. I'll have to try it during the Vernal one. Sorry to hear about your power. Don't throw out the food just yet, just put alot of ketchup or A1 on it.
Back from Vegas! One week on the strip is way too long. I wish I could have stayed downtown, somewhere on Fremont. Anywho, it was still a great time... although I did lose my ass off!!!
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kay:
Glad you had a good time!
Indeed, people need to filter. The other thing is I keep getting repeated forwards, stuff I have already gotten by 5 other people. It is just beyond frustrating to me.
~cheers
Indeed, people need to filter. The other thing is I keep getting repeated forwards, stuff I have already gotten by 5 other people. It is just beyond frustrating to me.
~cheers
buaku:
Welcome back! You didn't wake up in a tub full of ice with an organ missing, did ya?
I am off to Las Vegas tomorrow... That's "The Vegas" in English 
... It should be a good time although it will be mostly business. I'll be there until Wednesday, which is a pretty long stay for The Vegas. When I come back money changes hands and I officially sign the contract for partial ownership of the bar, which is nice. The first thing I...
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... It should be a good time although it will be mostly business. I'll be there until Wednesday, which is a pretty long stay for The Vegas. When I come back money changes hands and I officially sign the contract for partial ownership of the bar, which is nice. The first thing I... Read More
kay:
Yay! On all things!
~cheers
~cheers
buaku:
I would go with the first color and number that pops in your head. If you win, cool. If you lose, follow the winner outside and "relieve" them of their monetary burdens.
Hehe, and I'll be sure to ask the boss if he wants to touch him.
Hehe, and I'll be sure to ask the boss if he wants to touch him.
No work for me today... I love long weekends. My parents are having a cookout. My Dad overcooks the food sometimes, so I have to get there early to make sure that I "help" him cook. Anyway, it should be a good time. Its fun to spend some time with "the fam" every once in a while.
kay:
~cheers
~cheers
buaku:
Thank you for the compliment! I was really worried becuase you didn't mention beer at all the last time and I just wanted to make sure.
I'm glad that someone got the long weekend off and had a chance to relax. Funny how 3 years ago I was looking forward to moving far away from my family. Now, I would love to go and meet them for a BBQ. After awhile though, I would want to go far away from them again...
I'm glad that someone got the long weekend off and had a chance to relax. Funny how 3 years ago I was looking forward to moving far away from my family. Now, I would love to go and meet them for a BBQ. After awhile though, I would want to go far away from them again...
The bar is huge! Capacity is around 1200. We will be able to book national bands there. It is going to be awesome! Its kind of like 2 bars. The front is like a posh room and then separated by clear glass the other side is a large open club. I'm only buying into a small percentage, but I think it will be a lot...
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kay:
That is so exciting! Is a congratulations in order yet???!!
~cheers
~cheers
buaku:
That's alot of people, and those venues should bring alot in! But there's gonna be beer there, right? RIGHT??
I'm glad that you that you think the same about the highschoolers. If I could only get the jury to see that as well...
I'm glad that you that you think the same about the highschoolers. If I could only get the jury to see that as well...
"caller, can you go out and see if the lava is hot or cold?"